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What may seem like a symbolic reference or omen for today's Autumnal Equinox aka the first day of Fall, a shocking display of festivity occurred in Florida when Lortatia Marshall's semi-truck crashed and caught fire, spilling its cargo –blazing Pumpkins!
On September 17, 1787, thirty-nine uniquely brilliant individuals formed a document that for the past two hundred and thirty years remains a symbol of inspirational endeavors, all-encompassing liberty and beaconing exceptionalism. "HAPPY CONSTITUTION DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Befitting a science-fiction thriller, but in certain reality, London, England is experiencing an intrusive behemoth blob! Incredibly as hard as concrete, this one hundred and forty-plus ton sewage composition derives from numerous artifacts, including kitchen grease, wet wipes and last but not least, baby diapers too. It will take twenty-one days of continuous work inside a Victorian-era sewer to break apart the monstrosity into pieces for transport to a biodiesel conversion facility.
San Mateo County, California is formally encouraging state legislators to introduce a ban on pedestrians who rove while staring at their phones. Described as distracted walking, they say such activity impairs one's mental cognition, which when combined with distracted drivers leads to an increase in collisions. Regarding the local level, Honolulu, Hawaii, Fort Lee, New Jersey and Stamford, Connecticut have already proposed fines for similar offenses as well.
Twelve select finalists have been nominated for induction into National Toy Hall of Fame, and yes, forever immortalized as bringing fun and joy to the lives of many. As follows, a few of the notable nominees –Wiffle Ball, My Little Pony, Uno, Clue, paper planes and PEZ dispensers. The official honoree ceremony will take place November 9, 2017 in Rochester, New York, respectfully.
An impending financial crisis inches ever closer as the USA's fiscal debt has now surpassed twenty trillion dollars. Moreover, this nation pledges upwards of one hundred trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities as well.
Vice-Chancellor of Buckingham University, Sir Anthony Francis Seldon believes in the next ten years students will be taught by robots which adapt to the tendencies and capabilities of individual pupils. Therefore, traditional educational stages likening to Kindergarten, Middle School and High School would no longer be necessitated, since children will learn from a completely personalized, automated system. This potential implementation could ensure students learn and retain knowledge in an efficient manner, however qualified humans would still be needed to supervise the process.
Three, two, one and blastoff! Using SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket, the U.S. Airforce launched a highly secretive Boeing X-37B spacecraft. Similar in appearance to the bygone Space Shuttle, but much smaller, this extraordinary Orbital Test Vehicle has previously operated under clandestine conditions for seven years. Respectively, the U.S.A. continues to be the most dominant nation when conducting space voyages and scientific experiments.
The Chinese company Huawei Technologies has surpassed Apple Incorporated for second highest in global smartphone sales. Less any current flagship product, Huawei has mass appeal across China and is continuously expanding its United States market, with their new model Mate 10 being availible in mid-October. Otherwise, Samsung Group still suitably remains first and the forthcoming iPhone releases will assuredly reposition Apple back in second place later this year.
Following inconsistent performances and appropriately in time for this coming National Holiday, United States Department of Commerce statistics indicate Gross Domestic Product (GDP) has grown three percent for the most recent ending quarter and projections of even more growth next quarter. Additionally, this past August, American manufacturing jobs enjoyed the highest expansion rate in more than six years. With great respect for those working across the USA –Happy Labor Day!
A collaborative assessment from World Wildlife Fund and Brazil's Mamiraua Sustainable Development Institute have stated that three hundred and eighty-one new species of flora and fauna were discovered throughout the Amazonian biome in 2014 and 2015 alike. With increasing concern and in exception to fossilized discoveries, all newfound entities are considered endangered. Overall, Amazon's tropical rainforests, rivers and lakes are estimated to contain ten percent of Earth's known species, of which the unknown still greatly outnumbers.
A ferocious category four hurricane, namely Harvey, has pummeled the Texas coastline and mainland too. Sustained winds registering one hundred thirty miles per hour and torrential rainfall measuring nearly three feet has ushered forth catastrophic flooding which lays life-threatening claim to millions. A certain call to action on behalf of Local, State and Federal Governments hope to gain the upper-hand by controlling what could become a monumental human tragedy. Acts of courage performed by citizens in relation to rescuing fellow neighbors, strangers and their pets alike experiencing certain danger is taking place –summarily a huge thank you for their exemplary actions!
Two felicitous Felines from The Bronx, New York, named Troy and Tiger were bequeathed three hundred thousand dollars by their eighty-eight year old owner, Ellen Frey-Wouter. Once known for her writing and United Nations career, she had no children besides pets and wanted to make sure they spend the rest of their lives cage-free. These Kitties are now adorned with elegant necessities, especially Tiger, who enjoys silk bedding and filet mignon flavored Cat food in Ocala, Florida.
Countless millions across North America will gaze skyward in what will be a spectacular total solar eclipse. Officially recognized as the Great American Eclipse, less having inclement weather, for the majority it will be a once-in-a-lifetime event. Absolute totality lasts approximately one hundred and thirty-five seconds and will occur around noon, depending on one's geographical location.
Tasked primarily with defending their nation, members of the United States Air Force went beyond one's line of duty, lending hands in rescuing a three hundred pound Sea Turtle. This Green Sea Turtle (Chelonia mydas) became stranded when crossing the beachside Highway A1A adjacent Patrick Air Force Base, Florida. Along with firefighters and Wild Florida Rescue, they carried the mammoth creature back to its Atlantic Ocean residence under a rising Sun.
According to Forbes Magazine, this past year's highest paid actresses are top-billed Emma Stone with twenty-six million dollars, followed by Jennifer Aniston at twenty-five million and five hundred thousand bucks, continued with third-place Jennifer Lawrence earning twenty-four million as well. In terms of accomplished female athletes, Tennis stars Serena Williams and Angelique Kerber earned twenty-seven million and nearly thirteen million respectively. Furthermore, NASCAR's Danica Patrick reached third from twelve million and two hundred thousand dollars.
For the past decade, purpleteen recognizes singer-songwriter Taylor Swift as its choice for must-have artist! Additionally, Harry Styles was purpleteen's annual must-have artist too. This announcement corresponds with Maroon 5 being awarded Teen Choice's Decade Award. Harry Styles was also the recipient of 2017 Teen Choice's Male Artist as well. Congratulations to these exceptional individuals!
Spanning up to fifteen hundred and seventy-five feet, large plastic pipes measuring eight feet in width have washed ashore English beaches. Built in Norway for an Algerian power plant, they were being towed through the North Sea when coming loose. Essentially, their formidable presence required them to be cordoned off as curious beach-goers could be crushed under the slightest shift in weight.
Pigs en route to a slaughter house in Louisville, Kentucky experienced more than a fender bender during their final hours of life. The semi-truck transporting one hundred and fifty of these animals overturned and caught fire! Consequently, some were injured and promptly euthanized on scene, whereas others escaped their trailer during this early morning melee, but were eventually corralled by authorities. According to United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), nearly one hundred and twenty million Pigs were killed nationwide for purposes of consumption last year.
Professor Richard Thomas Watson from Terry College of Business at the University of Georgia has introduced class policy dictating that anyone feeling excessive stress over their grades can request better ones. Regarding group assignments, students may also leave those partnerships and be graded on non-group work instead. Correctively, Dr. Watson's plans were soon nixed by higher-ranked faculty due to contradictory school guidelines.
Black Bear teeth provide surveyors prudent information on the animal's age, health and overall vitality. Many hunters send teeth to laboratories that study patterns in the enamel, with older specimens being sent more frequently, it indicates their numbers are rising. Black Bear population growth has been substantially increasing throughout most areas surrounding the Eastern U.S. mountain and forest regions.
The United Kingdom's Children's Commissioner, Anne Elizabeth Longfield, has launched an ambitious campaign called Digital Five A Day to prevent children from bingeing on electronic devices and social media. Likening it to junk food, Ms. Longfield wants parents and guardians to curtail their kids from spending unnecessary time frequenting social media.
Regular contact with other human beings is a necessity! As studied by Professor Julianne Holt-Lunstad from Brigham Young University, Provo, Utah, social isolation from the public is a deathly threat to one's health. Furthermore announced at the American Psychological Association's annual convention, they claim loneliness is more concerning than Obesity too.
With over eighty-five hundred stores across forty-one states, the Dunkin' Donuts brand will begin changing their name to simply Dunkin' in a slow transition, beginning with California locations. Besides Krispy Kreme, coffee shops such as Starbucks and McDonald's Cafe menu are considered principle competitors in terms of beverages and breakfast options, which ultimately lead to this marketing decision.
As part of Hugh O'Brian Youth Leadership's 2017 World Leadership Congress in Chicago, Illinois, honored teen volunteers from a multitude of nationalities packaged more than fifty thousands meals destined for hungry children worldwide. Continuing their deeds, the following day nearly four hundred teenagers helped refurbish Humboldt Park, a two hundred and nineteen acre public greenspace.
One day following what South Florida Museum officials say was his sixty-ninth birthday celebration, Snooty the longest living Manatee has died. Sometimes called Sea Cows, a majority of Manatees in the wild don't live past a decade, although the oldest recorded in nature was fifty-nine years old. To summarize, Snooty has been described as a lovable representative in his local Bradenton, Florida community and beyond for all in the Trichechus genus as a whole, respectfully.
Wedding bells are ringing in Cambodia! Seventy-four year old Khim Hang has married a Calf after realizing it to be the reincarnate of her beloved husband who passed away a year ago. She noticed this entity had similar mannerisms and tendencies, overall acting akin to her husband, feeling a bond between the two. Likewise, one of her sons is committed to not let the Cow meander beyond their home's premises, because he also believes it's his Dad’s spirit inhabiting this creature.
After reexamining fossilized Dinosaur bones at Royal Tyrrell Museum, Drumheller, Canada, paleontologists from the Philip J. Currie and Royal Ontario Museums have distinguished a new species. Believed to have resembled an estimated six feet long bird in appearance, Albertavenator curriei lived seventy-one million years ago and is related to the genus Troodon, which scientists say are some of the smartest Dinosaurs to have existed.
With little doubt, most if not all scream for ice cream! Such being said, let's recognize that one's third Sunday in July is National Ice Cream Day!!!
Under imprisonment by China for these past nine years, 2010 Nobel Peace Prize winner Liu Xiaobo has passed away from Liver Cancer-related organ failure. He, among others, revolted against Chinese Communism with non-violent resistance in a stance against totalitarianism. In summary, a final statement by him reads, "I have no enemies".
Discovered by English polymath Robert Hooke in 1664, Jupiter's giant red spot continues to marvel astronomers. Larger than Earth, this vermillion-swirled entity has now been captured by advanced scientific imagery through the Juno Space Orbiter, needing further examination from National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).
A trillion ton iceberg has launched itself into the Southern Ocean, breaking away from Antarctica's Larsen C Ice Shelf. This sizeable mass's height is upwards of six hundred feet with an area spanning roughly twenty-two hundred square miles, becoming one of the largest ever recorded. Scientists proclaim this natural occurrence was decades in the making and lacks any real causation for a rise in sea levels.
Researchers from the United Kingdom Universities of Cambridge, Oxford and Manchester, along with U.S. based Columbia University and California Institute of Technology found further establishing evidence that melancholiac episodes are common in teenagers. Moreover, Major Depressive Disorder within teenagers is on the rise, especially so for girls, who are twice as likely as boys to be affected. Additionally, male Depression is more likely to be constant, whereas women generally endure intervallic spans. In ending, according to estimates from the National Institutes for Health (NIH), approximately thirteen percent of all U.S. teens have Major Depression.
Two young adolescents from Sunshine Coast, Australia, namely Maggie McArthur and Jye Parkinson, were accorded as Australia's National Sea Turtle Champion for their remarkable efforts with preservation of these beautiful creatures. Along with being entered into competition for International Sea Turtle Champion, they were able to release a Hawksbill Sea Turtle (Eretmochelys imbricata) who had been undergoing rehabilitation from Floating Syndrome, which prevents diving for food. Regarding this achievement, Ms. McArthur said, "I'm super excited because I love Turtles and this is what I want to do with my life..."
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! "HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY AND LET FREEDOM RING ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Seeds coated with a layer of insecticides containing Neonicotinoids have been found to harmfully affect Bees during a major European study spanning two years and costing upwards of three million dollars. Researchers in Germany, United Kingdom and Hungary discerned that Neonicotinoids can easily be spread from treated fields to uncultivated land frequented by non-domesticated Bees. Furthermore, a separate Canadian study from York University, Toronto and Universite Laval, Quebec City also corroborated that Neonicotinoids easily find themselves inside wild flowers through means of groundwater contamination and its connection to the overall health decline amongst pollinators. In ending, to read our compelling Bad Beautiful Earth article about the devastation of Bee populations, "simply press"...
Ten years ago today, the first iPhones were commercially sold by Apple, Inc., causing a climactic change in regards to cell phone capabilities. The following year, Apple introduced their App Store for iPhones, which has garnered developers more than seventy billion dollars worldwide. Summarily, Samsung smartphones, which mostly use Android Operating Systems, boast the largest market share of all companies globally.
Fourteen year old Sota Fujii, the youngest competitor in professional Shogi, a more complicated version of Chess primarily played in Japan, has won a record-breaking twenty-nine consecutive games. Taking place at Ryuo Championship, Tokyo, Mr. Fujii broke the achievement previously set three decades ago by fifty-six year old Hiroshi Kamiya.
While on a field trip at Canobie Lake Park in New Hampshire, eighth grade students from Bird Middle School, Walpole, Massachusetts encountered one's alarming scenario. Haidar Faraj experienced an allergic reaction to food cooked with Peanut oil, causing difficulty in breathing, but was unable to use his EpiPen. After a classmate also had trouble with administration, Mr. Faraj's friend Timothy Sullivan accurately and cautiously injected the dose of Epinephrine. Suitably, Mr. Sullivan has been given a community hero award along with local movie theater tickets by the Walpole Police Department.
In Phoenix, Arizona, a group of newspaper reporters attempted to cook frozen pizza on their office parking lot during one hundred and nineteen degree Fahrenheit temperatures. Similar heat levels in Las Vegas, Nevada instigated others to try cooking a full steak in their vehicle. These investigations likened to a science experiment gone haywire, presenting a risk of potential food poisoning to taste-testers. More importantly, because of scorched-Earth temperatures, pet owners are advised to affix shoes on their animals' paws to prevent burns while outside, as well as provide them cool water and a shady, grassy area.
They're becoming more prevalent! Kepler Space Telescope, operated by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), has located two hundred and nineteen new planets, ten of which have similar compositions and habitable Goldilocks-zone environments like Earth. Since 2009, data from Kepler realized four thousand and thirty-four candidate planets, over two thousand of them ending up confirmed through additional observations. These planets were found in a relatively small area between the constellations called Cygnus and Lyra over a four year period.
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Led by CEO Jeff Bezos, Amazon has entered an agreement to purchase Whole Foods Market Inc. for thirteen billion and four hundred million dollars. Procedural resolutions still need to be finalized, but are expected to be completed later this year, unless monopolization citations throw a massive, unforeseen wrench into their operations. Moreover, this deal acquires Amazon four hundred and sixty physical Whole Foods retail outlets where online customers could easily return products in person. Additionally, it is believed Amazon has done this partially in response to Walmart encroaching on their internet market, along with becoming a launching pad for future drone deliveries.
Twenty-five percent of all U.S. shopping malls will close within the next five years according to Credit Suisse Group, a financial services company from Switzerland. This is the result of decreased patrons, along with stores in malls being closed and their companies filing for bankruptcy. Most recently, the conglomerate Ascena Retail Group Inc. announced plans to close hundreds of its retail locations, which includes Loft, Ann Taylor, Dressbarn, Lane Bryant and Maurices.
Toxic invaders disrupt Washington, D.C. –the Lincoln memorial, more specifically the reflection pool sitting directly before this U.S. National Monument has to be treated for water-borne parasites. These organisms come from intrusive Snails and have caused fatalities to around eighty Ducklings that swim in the water, ranging from eighteen to thirty inches deep. Treatment will involve draining all six million, seven hundred and fifty thousand gallons of water, a comprehensive process that the National Park Service expects to be completed by June 19.
Truly a prehistoric discovery! Archaeologists from Chinese, American and Canadian universities have examined the protected remnants of an Enantiornithine Bird that lived during the Cretaceous Period one hundred million years ago. A portion of its body was found preserved inside a piece of Burmese Conifer Tree amber at a mine in Myanmar. Even though no remaining decedents of this ancient avian have survived, it still helps to explain how current Birds developed their characteristics.
U.S. Air Traffic controllers couldn't prevent this collision at Orlando Executive Airport in Florida. Incredibly, Rick Crose was piloting a propelled Piper PA-31 Navajo when he collided with a five hundred plus pound Alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) while landing! Nobody was harmed, but this eleven foot reptile suffered fatal injuries, sustaining minor damage to the aircraft, however further specific details are unavailable pending a Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) investigation.
With the newest influx of U.S. college graduates, gender-wise there's a certain trend where females continue to outpace male students by substantial margins –sixty-five percent versus forty-three percent completing graduation at Shenandoah University in Winchester, Virginia as one example among many, respectfully. Out of all colleges nationwide, there are three and a half million more women than men for 2017 enrollment statistics, likening to fifty-eight percent versus thirty-two percent of total respective student bodies.
Ravens and Crows have the unique ability to recognize a sense of fairness. Researchers from University of Vienna, Austria gave Ravens bread and allowed them to trade it for cheese from humans. People who took the bread away without giving anything in return were later on ignored, whereas Ravens continued to interact with those that completed the trade. This display of favoritism can last up to two years, at which point a Raven's memory begins to fade. Additionally, Crows can remember faces and gather up fellow flockmates to loudly condemn a person who has harmed them in the past.
Weekday newspaper readership has reached a low not seen in upwards of seventy-seven years and Sunday papers are at their lowest since 1945. On an annual basis, regular print news now totals little more than thirty-five million circulations daily, whereas during its high in 1984, the print media amassed sixty-three million, three hundred and forty thousand newspapers vendored per day. Currently, some companies manage to be profitable with digital subscriptions, although it's not enough to make up for the continuing loss of revenue.
Medical scientists from Swansea University in Wales and Milan University in Italy collaboratively found those addicted to online activities have abnormally high blood pressure and an elevated heartbeat after using internet devices. Along with Anxiety, such behavior can lead towards Hypertension, arterial stiffness and Stroke. The study likens this to gambling addiction or drug withdrawals, finding disconnection from the internet instantaneously triggering these psychophysical responses.
Even though they reside in Wisconsin, oftentimes residents can't spell their state's name –Wisconsin! According to Google Trends for this year so far, other words are incorrectly misspelled when people glean information from computer devices. Some of the most misspelled words include Giraffe, beautiful, twelve, Pneumonia, tomorrow, angel, maintenance and Chihuahua. Incidentally, this week is the ninetieth annual Scripps National Spelling Bee competition taking place in Washington, D.C., where a champion will be crowned on the first of June, respectfully.
"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth. No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important for the long-range exploration of space." Said in 1961 by President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, born May 29, 1917 in Brookline, Massachusetts and pronounced dead on November 22, 1963 at Parkland Memorial Hospital after an assassination attempt in Dallas, Texas. On this one hundredth birthday, purpleteen would like to acknowledge that your legacy was nothing less than exceptional...
With devout respect, we truly honor all who have given their exceptional lives in the virtuous defense of liberty and freedom... "A TRIBUTE TO MEMORIAL DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Marking the end of a historic run, after one hundred and forty-six years Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus hosted their final Greatest Show on Earth in Uniondale, New York. This artistic exhibition encompassed acts involving a wide variety performance creatures, which ultimately realized criticism from animal rights organizations. Overall, lacking attendance has been attributed to their retiring of Elephants in shows, as well as the shortened attention span of a modern audience.
In an effort to embolden ambitious endeavors among women worldwide, including those living within Middle Eastern nations, Saudi Arabia and United Arab Emirates will collectively commit one hundred million dollars to the World Bank's Women Entrepreneurs Fund. Partially originated by Ivanka Marie Trump, this program is expected to launch in July 2017 and will have approximately one billion dollars of total capital.
Six Flags Over Texas amusement park's one and a half minute roller coaster ride becomes a problematic multi-hour nightmare ordeal. Called The Joker, this newly built, twelve story ride was nearly ready for its grand opening when early access high school students became stuck for upwards of three hours due to strong winds triggering automatic safety sensors. All awhile, emergency responders had to deal with inclement weather such as thunder and heavy rain during this elevated midnight rescue. Christian Chance, a senior Durant, Oklahoma High School student and pageant winner said, "My friend and I thought we were going to die, just because there was lightning, and we didn't think anyone knew we were up there... All eight of us were screaming at the top of our lungs, trying to get their attention..."
Kara Deidra McCullough, the newly crowned Miss USA, is an Emergency Preparedness Specialist at the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Born in Naples, Italy, but primarily raised on U.S. soil, Ms. McCullough attained her scientific credentials from South Carolina State University with a degree in Chemistry. Interestingly, for the second consecutive year a contestant representing the District of Columbia will compete on our country's behalf during Miss Universe competitions.
"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
A reward of more than ten thousand dollars is being offered for information leading to the arrest of any persons involved with shooting and leaving for dead a unique White Wolf in Yellowstone National Park. Nicknamed White Lady by visitors, she was the female alpha of Canyon Wolf Pack, birthing twenty pups over the course of her longer than typical twelve year lifespan, accentuating the mystique that once surrounded her.
Reportedly tipping the scales at over thirteen hundred pounds respectfully, the world's heaviest person alive has undergone gastric bypass surgery to lose excessive, life-threatening weight. The doctors who performed this procedure say Mr. Juan Pedro Franco first needed to get below one thousands pounds before they could operate, but now that it's been done he is resting comfortably at his Aguascalientes, Mexico residence. All told, Mr. Franco would ultimately benefit by losing at least five hundred more pounds –best of luck on the way to better health!
"IN RECOGNITION OF THE NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Finders keepers, losers weepers –unless your are six year old Jasper Dopman. While walking with his Dad, this honest kid found a bank bag containing two thousand dollars! Summarily, the cash was returned to its rightful owner, namely Tenoch Mexican Food, located in Medford, Massachusetts. Jasper, as well as his Father, were accorded an Outstanding Citizen Award by the local police department and gifts from the restaurant itself.
Marine scientists from National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) are clueless as to why Atlantic Ocean Humpback Whales (Megaptera novaeangliae) on North American shorelines are suffering alarming fatalities. From 2016 up until today, forty-two and counting have died, with at least ten sustaining injuries caused by boats. NOAA has officially declared this die-off an Unusual Mortality Event and will accordingly investigate the situation in-depth.
In a storage bay at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois after a United Airlines trans-Atlantic flight, Simon the jumbo Bunny was found dead. Expected to become even bigger than his Father Darius, the world's longest Rabbit, ten month old Simon was purchased by an unnamed buyer and had been flown into the U.S. from Stoulton, United Kingdom after passing his required health evaluation. Possessing silken black hair with blue eyes, Simon is a Continental Giant Rabbit, which in normal conditions are roughly three feet long and fifteen pounds heavy.
A milestone for the ages, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) astronaut Peggy Annette Whitson has spent more time in space than any other American. Officially, Mrs. Winston has experienced zero gravity conditions for upwards of five hundred and thirty-four days orbiting Earth. This journey began on June 7, 2002 when Miss Whitson arrived at the International Space Station (ISS) aboard Space Shuttle Endeavour. President Donald John Trump personally called and congratulated her on this heroic accomplishment. Miss Whitson said reusing resources, even at a molecular level, is pertinent, including converting drinkable water from human urine, to which the President replied, "Better you than me!" Overall, Gennady Ivanovich Padalka holds the record of most cumulative days in space with an outstanding eight hundred and seventy-nine.
According to the United Kingdom's National Crime Agency, teenaged hackers typically use their talents for fixing technical issues and glitches, as well as impressing friends. Doing so without malicious intent, albeit possibly illegal, can lead to intrinsic development of a person's coding skill set. Rather often investigators noted, well-meaning hackers unfortunately progress to more destructive and damaging forms of data breaching. Most alarmingly, even if caught committing harmless crimes, teens' future chances of a successful life are immediately diminished by a criminal record. In ending, some companies handsomely pay white hat hackers to find vulnerabilities inside their systems, meaning one needn't encounter any law enforcement to develop and likewise profit from their capabilities.
Nearly hanging on the cliff's edge of bankruptcy, clothing store rue21 Incorporated announced they will be closing approximately four hundred of their one thousand-plus locations. Originally founded in 1970, their name has been added to a growing list of once monumental retailers now a shell of their past notoriety, moreover known as the so-called retail apocalypse.
Let peace and harmony permeate throughout the Earth... "HAPPY EASTER" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
The world's oldest verified living person, Emma Martina Luigia Morano, passed away this Saturday on her rocking chair. Born in Civiasco, Italy, she was the last known person alive to have been born in the 1800s. Ms. Morano contributed her incredible lifespan to eating raw eggs and unbelievably, cookies! Currently, Violet Mosse-Brown from Jamaica now holds this distinguished recognization at one hundred seventeen years and thirty-six days upon Earth.
In recognition and honorable pride for one's service to country on the anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln's assassination, "Thank you for helping to make these United States of America exceptional" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
After opening a package containing leafy Spinach purchased at Giant grocery store located in Chevy Chase, Maryland, Sri Sindhusha Boddapati discovered a living Scorpion. Along with her husband Shanmukha, the couple captured this small, venomously tailed Arachnid without being bitten, all awhile using pepper to kill it.
A favorite attraction at the Hogle Zoo located in Salt Lake City, Utah, a Polar Bear named Rizzo is suffering from Kidney failure. Thought to be nineteen years of age, in the wild she would be nearing this species' (Ursus maritimus) typical natural lifespan. Rizzo arrived here in 2012 from Cincinnati Zoo, however Hogle veterinarians are now faced with determining if and when to euthanize this magnificent creature...
After five plus years, conservation efforts along with fierce Winter storms have ended the California water drought State of Emergency towards all but four counties, due to their still severely threatened groundwater supplies. Overall, some restrictive policies will remain to continue conserving water, thus helping lessening or preventing future droughts.
Get a second opinion! Researchers at the prestigious Mayo Clinic released a study claiming eighty-eighty percent of diagnosed conditions are inaccurate or flat-out erroneous. Accordingly, the National Academy of Medicine says ten percent of patients have died due to such misdiagnoses. A proper authorial disclaimer, we are by no means licensed physicians or certified researchers and are in no way trying to offer readers medical advice –just a thought, no human being is one hundred percent in terms of scientific medical knowledge as well...
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!! A participant in a doughnut eating challenge lost his life when particulates of a half-pound doughnut lodged inside his throat. Occurring around midnight at Voodoo Doughnuts in Denver, Colorado, patrons and employees alike tried to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on Travis Charles Malouff, but were uneducated on any proper technique. Additionally happening recently, twenty year old Sacred Heart University student Caitlin Mary Nelson passed away after having her airway obstructed by pancakes during a sorority competition. Over the years many other competitive eating contestants have experienced similar results when consuming mass quantities for the benefit of being food champions.
No soup for you! In fact, if you're five years of age or less, there's no food period! Specifically, Caruso's restaurant in Mooresville, North Carolina has banned this certain sector of the public from its premises. Management claims that small children disrupt one's dining experience by crying, screaming and generally being an annoyance to other patrons.
Trouble befalls upon Germany's Bode Museum in Berlin! Big Maple Leaf, a one hundred kilogram or two hundred and twenty pound solid gold coin has been stolen from its protective bullet-proof glass case. The coin and four identical siblings were produced in 2007 by Royal Canadian Mint, with this particular one being displayed on Museum Island since 2010. Its prominent features are Queen Elizabeth II adorning the front side and reversely, inscribed is a Canadian Maple leaf. Summarily, the total gold value of this is upwards of four million U.S. Dollars.
American Kennel Club has announced that for its twenty-sixth year in a row, Labrador Retrievers are the United States' most popular dog to have. Second place would be German Shepherds, with Golden Retrievers third, all of which receiving much adoration. The consistent popularity accorded to this Labrador breed is due to overall loyalty, hunting abilities, friendliness and intelligence alike.
Snakes on a plane! Normal in-flight protocol during Ravn Alaska flight 7133 became disrupted when a young child noticed an albino colored, non-poisonous Snake coiled up underneath someone's bag. This matter was quickly sorted out by the flight attendant and Captain, resulting in essentially no delay of arrival.
Across the world, happiness is alive and well. Calculated by United Nations Sustainable Development Solutions Network, the most joyous place on Earth is Norway! Former three-time happiest country Denmark comes in at second, with third through sixth place being Iceland, Switzerland, Finland and Netherlands, respectively. Otherwise, the U.S. was rated fourteenth out of one hundred and fifty-five studied territories.
"HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Moose madness in Alaska became reality when skiers lining up for lifts at Alyeska Ski Resort were unexpectedly charged at. However due to this aggressiveness, the animal was shot and euthanized, with its meat being donated. All awhile in another incident involving these antlered behemoths of fearless temperaments, a woman was feeding her Chickens when a Moose calf came up and kicked her in the head, afflicting a concussion.
Increasing one billion gallons from the year prior to nearly twelve billion and eight hundred million gallons in 2016, U.S. consumers now purchase more bottled water than soda. In terms of revenue, bottled water sales amount to almost sixteen billion dollars, significantly less compared to soda's totals when considering the price differences. Experts claim reasons for this include improved health consciousness, along with public water supply contamination and concerns surrounding fluoridation.
Proper hygiene in one's kitchen as well, the Environmental Working Group (EWG) issued a report warning consumers to satisfactorily wash their fruits and vegetables. Total pesticide usage during crop production from United States Department of Agriculture data was compiled in an effort to determine overall health risks. EWG found twelve subjects in particular poising potential toxicity if consumed before thorough cleaning procedures. The most worrisome are non-organic Strawberries, Peaches, Apples and Spinach, however the safest in terms of pesticides are Avocados, Pineapple and Sweet Corn, respectfully.
The State of Texas will be voting on House Bills which allow Mothers to breastfeed in nearly any location necessary, along with instructing employers to furnish a hygienic area for nursing, besides a restroom. Likewise, San Fransisco, California plans to introduce legislative measures mandating establishments, within reason, have a so-called lactation space containing an electrical outlet and seating for breastfeeding Mothers. According to U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, those fed breast milk as babies have a lesser chance of procuring infections, Type 2 Diabetes, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Obesity and Asthma.
A pioneer in the field of human Liver transplantation, namely Dr. Thomas Earl Starzl, has died a week away from his ninety-first birthday. Known to have performed the very first successful Liver procedure of such nature in 1967, Mr. Starzl was a world-renowned surgeon. Essentially, his spearheading of anti-rejection techniques improved chances of surviving any organ transplant in general, thus giving Dr. Starzl a distinction as the Father of Transplantation.
Florida State College System Chancellor Madeline M. Pumariega says the collaborative of higher learning schools in Florida are best overall nationwide. Ranked by U.S. News and World Report, their statistical findings show Florida students have lesser tuition costs than most others and more frequently complete their degrees within a suitable time frame. Second on their comprehensive list is Utah and third place goes to California, with Pennsylvania being regarded as worst.
There's a war against Chicken, at least for Judith Moriah Armstrong, who crashed into a truck transporting the feathery subjects. Tracked down using her license plate found among the wreckage, Georgia law enforcement obtained a warrant and arrested Miss Armstrong at her home. During questioning by police, the suspect unbelievably told them she ran into the Chicken transportation because of her Veganism.
How much is nearly ninety year old decrepit "mold" worth –if it's related to antibiotic Penicillin founder Alexander Fleming, how's about fourteen thousand and five hundred ninety-seven dollars? During a Bonham's international gathering, the auctioneer's hammer promptly stopped bidders and that value became reality for this historically unique artifact.
An orphan no more, following thirty-one months of hard fought rehabilitation, Blanche is set free into the wild to join her fellow Manatees in Florida's Indian River Lagoon. As a two week old calf, she was found in 2014, helplessly struggling for life. Caregivers from SeaWorld nursed this abandoned infant back to health, all awhile determined to save an Endangered Species that counts less than seven thousand subjects living near Florida's coastal regions. Another estimated ten thousand West Indian Manatees reside in the Caribbean, along with Amazonian and African Manatees having small, unknown populations in jeopardy too.
Throughout the academic fields of technology, mathematics, science and engineering, President Donald J. Trump signed legislation that helps women excel specifically in such professions of higher education. These acts are meant to increase the proportions of women working those occupations, along with fostering female entrepreneurship.
Students at Bucknell University, Pennsylvania, among numerous other colleges, took part in Mirrorless Monday as a beginning to Eating Disorder Awareness Week. This annual event focuses on eating disorders likening to Anorexia and Bulimia. Organizers claim the effort also draws positive awareness towards ending behaviors associated with body-shaming.
SpaceX will begin using their Falcon Heavy technology to launch people for trips around the Moon from Cape Canaveral, Florida. These excursions will projectedly begin in mid to late 2018 after test flights have been completed, with the first tickets already being reserved by an anonymous pair. Interestingly, the last time humans bravely ventured this far into space was Apollo 17 in December, 1972.
I now pronounce you husband and wife –Ducks! Kindergartners at Weston Elementary School in Manchester, New Hampshire pulled off just that, a marriage ceremony involving two Ducks named Plumpty and Pierre. The so-called bride and groom were raised from hatchlings as part of a classroom project two years ago. This wedding included a maid of honor, best man, ring bearer and flower girls –the entire entourage of students taking part in organizing this event as well.
A unique collection of seven Earth-sized planets orbiting the ultra-cool dwarf star called TRAPPIST-1 has been identified by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) as particularly special. Using their Transiting Planets and Planetesimals Small Telescope, along with further assistance from the Spitzer and Hubble Space Telescopes, scientists have determined that three planets are in a habitable Goldilocks-zone, one of which almost certainly containing water, with the possibility of all seven having water. Additionally, this group is only forty light-years away, meaning future exploration is in the realm of projected technology.
In recognition of what would be our first Commander-in-Chief's two hundred and eighty-fifth year of existence "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT GEORGE WASHINGTON" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
"HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
It's direly estimated the world's Giraffe population has declined to less than one hundred thousand subjects. Considerably below circa 1985 levels that previously exceeded one hundred and fifty-five thousand Giraffes throughout the African Continent. On a positive note, there's a ten day old, six feet tall baby Reticulated Giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata) now announced to have been born at the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore. According to veterinarians during her first checkup, this beautiful girl, currently awaiting to be named, is in excellent health!
Congratulations to Rumor, the German Shepherd! After falling just short and earning second place last year, this magnificent Dog persisted to win Best in Show for this year's one hundred and forty-first Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. With best wishes, she will retire from competitions and focus on producing championship-bloodline puppies. Furthermore, first occurring in 1987, this is the second time a German Shepherd has received top prize.
To all lovers affectionately around the world "HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
South of Hodgenville, Kentucky in 1809, carpenter Thomas Lincoln and seamstress Nancy Hanks would give birth to the eventual sixteenth President of The United States of America inside a log cabin. Although his extraordinary Mother would die nine years later, this humble gentlemen went on to make Thanksgiving a national holiday, issue the Emancipation Proclamation and sign the U.S. Constitution's Thirteenth Amendment. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT LINCOLN" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
New Zealanders are in despair due to more than six hundred and fifty Pilot Whales (Globicephala) becoming disoriented and swimming ashore a remote beach. In an effort to save these two separate groups known as pods, veterinarians and public volunteers splashed water on the creatures to keep them alive. Upwards of one hundred were able to be coerced back to Golden Bay, although most perished. Intriguingly, Pilot Whales are carnivorous and biologically Dolphins, such being the case for Killer Whales as well.
Near Hanahan, South Carolina, residents have spotted an Apricot-orange colored Alligator lurking in their retention ponds. Dubbed Trumpagator, its skin tone is believed to either have been caused by Algae, clay or iron oxide from a rusting steel drainage pipe. However, provided this isn't a never before seen pigmentation mutation, once its dyed scales are shed off, the natural color will return.
Rest in peace –Granddad! Dating back to the year 1933, no less than one hundred million visitors viewed this four feet long creature, specifically a ninety-plus year old Australian Lungfish. Considered the oldest fish ever held in public display, Granddad was originally kept at the Sydney Aquarium in Australia, but spent his past eighty-four years in Chicago, Illinois' Shedd Aquarium.
This morning, famed Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil without any doubt saw his shadow, proclaiming cold Winter weather will last an additional six weeks. Taking place at Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania since 1886, the unofficial holiday originated as a combination of traditions from local Native Americans and German settlers.
Warning! At least thirteen schools in Washington D.C. are prohibiting outside activities, including the cancellation of recess, due to a twenty-five pound Bobcat named Ollie that escaped from Smithsonian's National Zoological Park. However, other schools in parts of the United States where wild animals pose a threat to students remain open during such occurrences. Humorously, one particular school in Bozeman, Montana had an estimated two hundred pound Black Bear roaming its halls while pupils and teachers alike stood alongside watching. Fast forward, with all the hoopla surrounding this barely larger than a house pet sized Bobcat, the furry escape artist never ventured far from her zoo. Ollie was found hiding harmlessly near the adjacent bird enclosure!!!
The Management Group, Inc. (TMG) financial advisers claim Captain Jack Sparrow was on a lavish spending binge. Namely, Johnny Depp was out of control during the period outlined in his twenty-five million dollar lawsuit against TMG, involving mismanagement of Mr. Depp's business and personal affairs. Whereas in their counter-suit, TMG alleges he spent seventy-five million dollars on fourteen properties, eighteen million dollars on a yacht, four hundred and fifty thousand dollars per month on personal employees and a thirty thousand monthly allowance for his procurement of expensive wine! Hence, the lawsuit's defendant practically said Mr. Depp spends money like a drunken sailor...
Godspeed –today solemnly marks the fiftieth anniversary of the Apollo 1 launchpad tragedy. A trio of exceptional astronauts, namely Lieutenant Colonel Virgil Ivan "Gus" Grissom, Lieutenant Commander Roger Bruce Chaffee and Lieutenant Colonel Edward Higgins White paid one's ultimate sacrifice in NASA's quest to land humans on the lunar surface and return them home to Earth. On January 27, 1967 while performing a test of their Apollo control module, they became trapped inside when a fire broke out, pressurizing the module and sealing its escape hatch.
Ticking ever closing, one's apocalyptic symbolism of the Doomsday Clock has advanced thirty seconds towards cataclysm. This representation was started seventy years ago by Manhattan Project developers from Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, now calculated by their Science and Security Board along with respective experts. Accordingly, they have adjusted the timepiece's position at two minutes and thirty seconds until midnight, whereas with the Cold War's resolution in 1991, it stood at seventeen minutes from twelve o'clock A.M. However, its closest position ever was two minutes 'till midnight in 1953 after the United States of America and Union of Soviet Socialist Republics detonated thermonuclear hydrogen bombs using both fusion and fission reactions.
Beachgoers can immeasurably rejoice that swimming in the world's oceans is becoming increasingly safer! That said, University of Florida has issued an advisory claiming 2016 saw a decrease in unprovoked, shark related attacks. Accordingly, the latest statistics show eighty-one total attacks, down from 2015's record setting ninety-eight. These instances generally include sporadic movement in water, such as surfing and boogie boarding alike.
The United States Postal Service (USPS) delivered nearly one hundred and fifty-five billion articles of mail and sold twelve billion stamps in 2015, today their so-called forever stamp will increase from forty-seven cents to forty-nine cents, respectively. This two cent raise will enhance USPS's revenue by an estimated one hundred and eighty-five million dollars annually. In the foreseeable future, these new stamp prices should help the agency to operate similarly like a solvent business.
BOLO –be on the lookout for nearly two hundred thousand Honey Bees on a business venture to help pollinate Almond Tree groves in Northern California. Who would've taken four hundred and eighty-eight Beehives meant to accomplish this important task? Law Enforcement Officials say robberies of Beehives are increasingly common in California and can be hard to recover once stolen. The hives originate from Choteau, Montana and were strategically placed in Yuba City for preparation of traveling to Fresno, when midnight thieves brazenly stole Beeline Honey Company's entire pollinating operation.
"Make America Great Again" President Donald John Trump has been inaugurated the forty-fifth Commander-In-Chief of these United States of America –WITH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Sharing the signature likeness of President-Elect Donald J. Trump's hairdo, a recently discovered species of Moth will be hugely named Neopalpa donaldtrumpi! This tiny, one centimeter wide, pinky nail sized, blonde insect was found to live in desert regions throughout California, Arizona and Baja California, Mexico by entomologist Vazrick Nazari. In essence, Mr. Nazari hopes his efforts will generate attention towards habitat protection, especially since people simply roaming desert sand dunes can potentially destroy entire organism colonies.
Born in 1956 at the Columbus, Ohio Zoo and Aquarium, a female Western Lowland Gorilla named Colo has died. Researchers have claimed she is the oldest known Gorilla, as well as the first born in captivity. After zookeepers determine her cause of death, Colo will be cremated and her ashes buried in an undisclosed venue.
A huge die off involving Whale-like Dolphins is occurring around the Florida Everglades. Nearly one hundred False Killer Whales (Pseudorca crassidens) were seen in shallow water, eighty-two of which are confirmed to have perished. A collaboration between National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, along with Everglades National Park are attempting to find a cause for the deaths, including why these creatures may have become stranded.
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Today the United States recognizes a national holiday in remembrance of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. –RESPECTFULLY FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
The First Family's second Portuguese Water Dog, four year old Sunny, has bitten an eighteen year old visitor in the White House. Malia Ann Obama's friend was seen by President Barrack H. Obama's physician Dr. Ronny L. Jackson, who in turn stitched closed the wound on her upper cheek. First Pets have always been a popular attraction for First Families, including George Washington, who had numerous Dogs and Horses, along with a Parrot and Donkey. Otherwise, Portuguese Water Dogs are known to be good for families, especially around children, therefore it would seem this supposedly unprovoked attack was an anomaly.
One lucky owner could add lifesaver to what many feel is a person's so-called best friend. Kelsey, a Golden Retriever, became that certain example when she saved a man only identified as Bob from freezing to death. Mr. Bob fell on ice outside his doorstep and broke his neck, becoming immobilized in Hypothermic conditions for the following twenty-plus hours. Kelsey laid on top of him to provide warmth, all awhile howling frantically. Eventually a neighbor came by and heard her cries for help, Mr. Bob was then taken to McLaren Northern Michigan Hospital.
Today is the tenth year since Steven P. Jobs premiered his iconic iPhone that would change the course of telephone communications, including the computer industry as well. If one, in 2007, were to have invested eighty-four dollars on the New York Stock Exchange, you would be enjoying a nearly one thousand percent increase, in essence a whopping seven hundred and fifty-six dollar profit!
An iconic feature that was the tunneled out Pioneer Cabin Tree, a giant redwood Sequoia reportedly two thousand years old has succumbed to a storm that pummeled Northern California in recent days. Since its carving through, originally precipitated by a lightning strike, for the past one hundred and thirty-six years tourists had the ability to walk through this majestic one hundred foot Redwood Tree. California park rangers at Calaveras Big Trees State Park plan to leave the fallen trunk in benefit of animals and future trees.
Following fifty-plus years of providing fashionable clothing, a popular women's apparel store named The Limited is closing all two hundred and fifty brick and mortar locations today. However, they will remain open for business with an online website.
An iceberg of titanic proportions or nearly the size of Delaware, U.S.A. could separate itself from Antarctica. Scientists say a crack well over one hundred miles long has slowly appeared and if it continues to grow, ultimately this giant mass will become a free-form floating segment of ice meandering unimpeded about the Earth's Southern Hemisphere.
One of SeaWorld's main attractions over the past twenty-five years has passed away due to a bacterial Lung infection. Tilikum, aka Tilly, was an estimated thirty-six year old Killer Whale (Orcinus orca) who drowned his trainer Dawn Therese Brancheau in 2010, which further propagated concerns over animal rights in captivity. The first death caused by Tilly happened at a Canadian aquarium in 1991 when Biology student and trainer Keltie Lee Byrne fell into his enclosure. Eight years later at SeaWorld, during the middle of the night, twenty-seven year old Daniel Patrick Dukes sneaked into Tilikum's pool and was found dead the following morning. Killer Whales, also known as Orcas, are scientifically the largest type of Dolphin, eating actual Whales, Sharks, Walruses and Seals.
Suprisingly, over-population isn't the least problematic for this planet's reigning superpower nation! According to the most recent vital statistics from U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for the year ending 2015, annual birthrates dropped nearly one percent to three million, nine hundred and seventy-eight thousand. Furthermore, birthrates for teenaged girls fifteen through nineteen years old, dropped eight percent at twenty-two births per one thousand.
With worldwide ticket revenues upwards of seven hundred and eighty million dollars and ranked sixth place overall for 2016 U.S. sales –Deadpool placed first in terms of the most pirated movie. Ryan Reynolds has earned more than an estimated ten million dollars, including performance bonuses for his leading role as Deadpool, the mutated antihero intent on rescuing his fiance. All told a handsome profit for Twentieth Century Fox, who spent fifty-eight million dollars making this R-rated movie. Hollywood in general had a blockbuster year earning eleven billion and four hundred million dollars in the United States and Canada –historically their highest cash windfall!
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Upon the stroke of midnight this New Year's Eve, cities throughout the world welcome joyous revelers with a variety of seemingly nonsensical features. Here is a sample of what's being enormously hoisted up and subsequently released in uniquely celebrated gatherings this year. Giant Potato –Boise, Idaho. Pine Cone –Flagstaff, Arizona. Giant Peach –Atlanta, Georgia. Hershey's Kiss –Hershey, Pennsylvania. Watermelons –Vincennes, Indiana. Giant Acorn –Raleigh, North Carolina. Conch Shell –Key West, Florida. And of course, New York City’s Times Square Waterford Crystal Ball as well! Dating back to 1907, New Yorkers have been dropping their now legendary sphere each and every New Year's Day respectfully...
What's under the ice of Wilkes Land, Antarctica? This anomaly was first discovered by Ohio State University scientists Ralph von Frese and Laramie Vance Potts in 2006, using satellite images from National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). Some researchers claim it could be an ancient alien base, possibly with collaboration from Nazis during World War Two. However, Professor von Frese believes the Earthly indent was created by a massive asteroid, which may have initiated the Permo-Triassic mass extinction around two hundred and fifty million years ago.
"BEHOLD, A VIRGIN SHALL BE WITH CHILD, AND SHALL BRING FORTH A SON, AND THEY SHALL CALL HIS NAME EMMANUEL" –MATTHEW 1:23 "MERRY CHRISTMAS" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
A season greeting for two truly special events "HAPPY HANUKKAH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
A record breaking seven hundred and seventy-two Santa Claus attired surfers took to the Atlantic Ocean in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Last year, around forty thousand dollars was raised for charities, an amount expected to be greatly surpassed this time around in benefit of Florida Surf Museum and the Cancer support group Grind For Life.
Mary Thorn can keep her pet Alligator! The almost six foot reptile named Rambo was front and center in an investigation on behalf of Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials. However, Mrs. Thorn is required to keep the Gator's mouth taped when taken out in public areas and she can no longer host professional parties or events involving him anymore. Experts say Alligators are considered wild and to be treated as dangerous, especially if they are more than four feet long. Unbelievably, she'll continue to let her notably friendly pet play with personal acquaintances and family.
According to Merriam-Webster dictionary, during 2016 the most inquired upon word was "surreal". On a lesser note, during the same period Marist Institute for Public Opinion said that for its eighth year in a row, "whatever" is the most disliked and irritating phrase, although they believe such animosity is fading.
Truly living a life of helping others, Marion Pritchard (born with the maiden name "van Binsbergen") has passed away at ninety-six years old. During Nazi Germany's invasion of the Netherlands in World War Two, this remarkable lady secretly sheltered or otherwise helped nearly one hundred and fifty Jewish exiles, a majority being children. Later on, Miss Pritchard was honored by The World Holocaust Remembrance Center, called Yad Vashem, in Jerusalem, Israel, for her tremendous deeds.
Eight students are suing The State of Washington and Governor Jay Robert Inslee for reasons regarding Climate Change. Formerly filing a relatively successful lawsuit against Washington's Department of Ecology, a group of children and teens, along with lawyers, are seeking change in environmental laws. Whereas, they believe their lives and those of others would ultimately become shortened, including the potential for adverse biological problems.
With the arrival of Winter Season, ponds, rivers, lakes and watery geography in general all poise the potential for disaster! Sorrowfully in Pike County, Indiana, two twelve year olds lost their lives when they were adventuring on their neighborhood pond and fell through thin ice. Local authorities are withholding the children's names and incident details until all immediate family members have been properly notified. *WARNING: FALLING THROUGH ICE CAN LEAD TO DROWNING AND EVENTUAL DEATH. NEVER WALK ON FROZEN BODIES OF WATER WITHOUT EXTENSIVE SAFETY PROCEDURES, INCLUDING LIFE VESTS AND MULTIPLE BYSTANDERS!!!
'Tis the season to be ticketed or give jolly for those in need of a holiday gift. The City of Las Vegas, Nevada let motorists choose between paying certain parking fines or donate presents for needy children at Safe Nest domestic violence shelter. In essence, over a one month period, five hundred dollars in toys were received from seventeen parking tickets, along with other essential contributions.
For the first time in its one hundred and forty-six year history, Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus will have a female ringmaster. Preceding Kristen Michelle Wilson, thirty-eight men have commanded the so-called greatest show on Earth. Thirty-five year old Ms. Wilson garnered an assorted education from Florida State University and is a talented singer as well, completely dedicated to her new role.
Hershey's Chocolate World prepares for celebrating its one hundred millionth visitor. The lucky winner is to be titled Mayor for a day, along with receiving one year worth of free chocolate! Located in Hershey, Pennsylvania, this chocolatey delicious town was originally started in 1907 and has a theme park open to sightseers year round –sweet lovers, see ya soon!
Not so wonderful after all, the United Nations has put an end to Wonder Woman's recent reign as its female empowerment ambassador. Representatives from the one hundred and ninety-plus nation collaborative say Wonder Woman's likeness is not inclusive of realistic female proportions and culturally insensitive towards certain regions of the world's population. In conclusion, the comic book superhero will officially relinquish her honorary status this Friday.
Squirrels at Boston Common in Massachusetts are chewing up electrical wiring used to power holiday lights all throughout the park, including their forty-seven feet tall Christmas Tree. Furthermore, the spokesperson for Boston's Parks and Recreation Department suggested that Squirrels may enjoy the taste of copper and said they are now using pepper-based repellent to dissuade further incidents.
As always possible, an apocalyptic event may be around the corner. Dr. Joseph A. Nuth from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center says it could occur sooner than later! Recently, this highly respected scientist told a group of colleagues that Earth is overdue for an extinction-level asteroid to impact. Mr. Nuth proposes the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) build an interceptor rocket in advance, since it would currently take five years from moment of discovery to avert humanity's eradication.
Thanks to a protective encasement of Burmese amber found in Myanmar, the first fully intact, non-avian dinosaur body part was recovered and systematically studied by scientists from China, Canada and the United Kingdom alike. Amazingly, this piece of amber contains a ninety-nine million year old Coelurosaur tail measuring nearly one and a half inches, covered in perfectly preserved feathers. Particularly, Coelurosauria are related to Tyrannosaurus Rex and modern Chickens, although this species did not have wings and couldn't fly.
President-elect of the United States Donald J. Trump has been named Time's ninetieth Person of the Year. Additionally, opposing presidential candidate Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton received second place for helping inspire women of all ages to achieve their dreams and aspirations. Other finalists of this year's award include singer Beyonce Knowles, Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Facebook's Mark Elliot Zuckerberg and Olympic gymnast Simone Arianne Biles.
For the second year in a row, Forbes Magazine says Johnny Depp is the worst highest paid actor in terms of a movie studio's profitability. Following Mr. Depp are Will Smith and Channing Tatum, ranked second and third respectively. Summarily, past recipients of this not so honorable title have been Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell, all of whom garnered the designation twice in consecutive years.
Along with the state flower Rocky Mountain Columbine, song Where the Columbines Grow and bird Lark Bunting, you can add an attack submarine! Built with a cost of two billion and seven hundred million dollars, the USS Colorado was constructed and christened at the General Dynamics Electric Boat shipyard in Groton, Connecticut. Although exact details are military secrets, using nuclear power it can dive eight hundred feet below sea level, maneuver to any accessible body of water and launch Tomahawk Missiles from nearly one thousand miles away as well.
Names for Dogs likening to Cooper, Bear, Luna and Buddy are high on Rover's annual list for a person's so-called best friend. Once again, Max continues to be the most favorable male name given to beloved canine friends. Bella was the number one female name chosen, followed by Lucy, Daisy and Lola respectively.
Eleven thousand dollars in reward money is being offered for information leading towards a conviction of the person or persons involved in killing two Canada Lynxes (Lynx canadensis) within Aroostook and Oxford County, Maine. One of these rare animals in particular was being tracked by GPS collar for a three year Lynx study currently under operation to determine their overall population and territory.
Oceans worldwide are collectively rejoicing as a select polluter has been brought to justice for intentionally and clandestinely discarding environmentally dangerous waste. Namely, Carnival Corporation's Princess Cruises was fined forty million dollars by the United States Department of Justice for its role in secretly dumping untreated waste from their fleet of seventeen pleasure ships while sailing about the seas.
Reigning Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen from Norway has defeated Russian Grandmaster Sergey Karjakin at the World Chess Championship in New York City. During a thrilling four game tiebreak, Mr. Carlsen won his third consecutive championship, along with six hundred and sixty thousand U.S. Dollars. Interestingly, this World Chess Federation match was the youngest finale ever in terms of the players' cumulative ages, Mr. Karjakin being twenty-six years old and Mr. Carlsen as twenty-five years of age, until his twenty-sixth birthday today, respectively. In summary, a fantastic monetary present for the brilliant Norwegian player!
Little Havana, Miami, Florida, is in celebration upon hearing news about the death of Cuban dictator and revolutionary Fidel Castro at ninety years old. Three hundred miles Southward, ending on December 4, the Communist country of Cuba itself will undergo nine official days of mourning.
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
On order of something James Bond would use against adversary forces, a Mexican student has created his own bulletproof backpack! In a country replete with crimes likening to drug barons indiscriminately firing bullets into crowds of helpless people, this device could help shield its wearer from such random attacks. In addition, the backpack has a plug-in for recharging cell phones, along with an emergency sonic alarm and GPS as well. Taking place in Matamoros on Mexico's border with the United States, this so-called ingenious concept earned eleven year old Juan David Hernandez Rojas runner-up at Tamaulipas' Science Expo and Contest.
According to the United Nations' International Telecommunications Union, nearly half Earth's population will have access to internet connections by the end of 2016. Their studies show Iceland has the highest level of internet use at 98.2%, whereas the United States have 74.6%. Lowest of all, only 2.2% of Niger's population are using internet, not including untraceable countries such as North Korea or Eritrea. In ending, the United Nations hopefully estimate that sixty percent of people worldwide will have internet accessibility by 2020.
In Malaysia, a China-based company called Country Garden Holdings is constructing an entire city to support the lives of seven hundred thousand people. Idyllically known as Forest City, this massive town borders Singapore and required the construction of four artificial islands, totaling one hundred billion U.S. Dollars in development. Accordingly, each building inside Forest City will be covered with growing vegetation to alleviate air conditioning costs and energy usage.
A Domino's Pizza Enterprise in Whangaparaoa, New Zealand has successfully made the first drone-powered delivery of two yummy, fresh baked pizza pies at the Johnny and Emma Norman residence. Domino's, along with an unmanned aerial vehicle developer called Flirtey, plan to make this type of rapid service available all around New Zealand, with prospects of branching out globally. Automated aircraft likening to Flirtey's DRU Drone may soon be flying throughout the United States, allowing pizzerias and restaurants to transport delicious goodies, specifically pizza, in record time!
Many would say –everything in the state of Texas is bigger. Twenty billion barrels of extractable oil worth nearly a trillion dollars have been discovered within four layers of shale rock underneath Western Texas' Permian Basin. Petroleum industry experts claim the Permian Basin could hold seventy-five billion barrels overall, making it the second biggest oil reserve ever! Albeit, Saudi Arabia's Ghawar Field holds an estimated eighty billion barrels, although most of its oil has already been extracted since 1951. Including coal and natural gas, this would lend credence that the U.S.A. has more proven fossilized assets than any other nation.
Twenty-one of America's fifty states allow corporal punishment to be administrated upon students by teachers or principals, including Alabama, Texas and Florida. Unfortunately, one eighth grader from Childersburg Middle School in Alabama wrote "Trump" on a blackboard during class. Long story short, the end result was a paddling from Assistant Principal Chad Bynum, who had been denied permission by the student's parents to give such discipline.
Keeping a fairy tale in mind, the proverbial Cow will have to jump visually higher when passing over the Moon. That said, a supermoon will come at its nearest distance to Earth since 1948 tonight and tomorrow morning. Essentially, being roughly thirty thousand miles closer to our planet than usual, this special event will next occur at such a nearby distance in November of 2034.
A dignified tribute for past and present Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guards and Marine Corps members dutifully tasked with keeping their country safe. Equally, pride and respect run deep for U.S.A.'s veterans. "A special thank you" –FROM THE FREEDOM-LOVING TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
For the moment, milk, fruit juice and flavored water has been spared. Extensively, residents of three California cities along with Boulder, Colorado and Chicago, Illinois have voted to enact laws that tax many sugary beverages. Increases to cost will average more than twelve cents towards each can sold. Based on drinking one can or bottle daily, this will amount to consumers paying an extra forty-five dollars or more yearly.
Are we being raised as a nation of emotional Hemophiliacs? College students have been given the day off by professors, simply because they are suffering from being witnesses of Donald J. Trump winning the U.S. Presidency. Ultimately, lessened schoolwork and delayed exams are to help pupils and teachers alike cope with so-called trauma and or stress caused by Mr. Trump winning the Oval Office.
Truly a populous that governs their unique destiny. The United States is more than a country, it's an exceptional idea. An idea of justice, liberty and most importantly –freedom for the citizenry. "Congratulations to Donald John Trump, the eventual forty-fifth President of these United States of America"' –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Due to radical Islamic terrorist influence and infiltration, the world's largest refugee camp is at risk of being closed by November 30. Officials from the Kenyan Government say it's a necessary response to al-Shabaab terrorists basing operations from within an otherwise safe haven. If refugees are forced to evacuate, there will be upwards of two-hundred and seventy thousand Somalian people, including children and families with no country willing to temporarily accept them, except for their war-torn home of Somalia.
This year, popular treats likening to Kit Kats, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers and Candy Corn are high on many consumer lists for Halloween Night trick-or-treaters. In terms of costumes, kids are purchasing action heroes with Wonder Woman and Batman leading the way. Older revelers are drawn to animal themed outfits for gathering about the township and attending party time events. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door..." Give it up for Lady Liberty –HAPPY 130TH BIRTHDAY FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Not by mineral spring or Juan Ponce de Leon's long sought fountain of water, one's search for eternal youth could be found by way of vegetable gardens. More specifically, green vegetables in Brassica oleracea, likening to cabbage and broccoli! A study conducted by Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis, Missouri, demonstrates that Mice given a substance called Nicotinamide Mononucleotide (NMN) suffered from age related ailments less than comrades lacking ample NMN in their diets. This extraordinary compound helps skeletal muscles, eyes and the liver perform better, along with preventing bone density loss. Nicotinamide Mononucleotide can also be found in green fruits and vegetables such as avocado, peas, cucumbers and asparagus as well.
Comprising beaches in North America, Sea Turtle nesting season has recently ended. Representatives from the Sea Turtle Preservation Society advise beach-goers to be alert about washbacks, basically baby Sea Turtles brought back onto shore because of strong waves and general exhaustion. If found, these tiny helpless Turtles should be placed on a small amount of seaweed and promptly secured in the control of your local wildlife organization.
Say it isn't so –those who love eating avocados could be in for a rude awakening. Prices on this delectable fruit have increased by upwards of an astronomical three hundred percent! Avocados are a key ingredient in guacamole and other spreads, but when combining California's drought along with growers in Mexico going on strike, supply levels will be diminished until Mother Nature rains upon California fields again. On the plus side, increased avocado costs will be offset by bumper crops from the United States and Canada, reducing overall prices of many grocery foods.
I don't do yoga! Sixty-four year old Alan Sorrentino satirically says woman over the age of twenty should not be permitted to wear yoga pants in public view. A yoga pants themed anti-misogyny parade held in response at his hometown of Barrington, Rhode Island was attended by nearly four hundred participants. Others representing the public domain, however unwilling to give their actual names –completely concur with Mr. Sorrentino's standpoint!
Can you say vulnerable, that's the delicate state of most, if not all of those nearly indispensable websites comprising our world's internet highway. Unknown hackers made their presence distinguishably felt by crashing Dyn DNS Company servers that host many of the biggest businesses, brands and prominent entertainment providers as well. This now historical debacle occurred on or about Friday, October 21. In essence after all is said and done, if given the chance to further develop, so-called old school analog could have proved a more formidable and safer system, respectfully.
South Korean vehicle manufacturer Hyundai Group has conducted a study in the United Kingdom, evaluating driving patterns of one thousand motorists. Utilizing sensors and cameras, researchers found that female drivers engage in road rage twelve percent more than males. This study speculates women have an early warning system developed during prehistoric times, creating the ability to become angered or irate in response to danger exponentially quicker than men.
A group of scientists lead by associate professor and research scholar Martin L. Moore, have developed a potential vaccine capable of helping individuals overcome Common Cold infections. Such ailments are usually perpetrated by a group of pathogens known as Rhinovirus. The difficulty in finding an actual cure is caused due to the sheer quantity of microorganisms that inflict Common Colds, with at least one hundred and sixty individual Rhinoviruses alone. In ending, Dr. Moore hopes that his team's advancements can especially help people who are most susceptible to prolonged or lethal infections, including those with Asthma and Cystic Fibrosis respectively.
Could this be proof that Extra Terrestrials visited the Earth? A manufactured aluminum object was discovered in Soviet controlled Romania, circa 1973, but kept hidden by authorities. Eventually, the item was tested by scientists in Romania and Switzerland, both determining it to be around two hundred and fifty thousand years old. Interestingly, aluminum was not officially discovered until 1825, by Hans Christian Oersted from Denmark. With regards to opposition, a local historian suggests it could originate from the landing gear of German aircraft used during World War Two. Currently this aluminum phenomenon is placed under display at Romania's National Museum of Transylvanian History.
All due to recent reporting from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia, here are some numerous eye-awakening statistics worthy of changing intimate social habits. As follows, there were at least one million and five hundred thousand cases of Chlamydia in 2015, up six percent, with a strong majority of those afflicting women. Furthermore, Gonorrhea has increased by thirteen percent and Syphilis has risen nineteen percent since 2014. Overall, it's assumed the statistics for men may be higher because they are typically less inclined to seek treatment or testing. In summary, the CDC estimates half of all new Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) affect those between the ages of fifteen and twenty-four, along with twenty-five percent of sexually active adolescent females having STDs too.
The Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of American History located in Washington D.C. has started a funding drive to restore Dorothy's ruby slippers. A total of three hundred thousand dollars will be needed to repair and conduct scientific analysis on them, along with construction of a climate controlled presentation display. These glistening shoes became internationally famous in 1939, following The Wizard of Oz blockbuster movie starring seventeen year old Judy Garland as Dorothy and her little dog Toto too.
According to Microsoft Corporation polling data, eighteen through thirty-four year olds are more likely to be falling for technical support scams from internet and phone-based deception operations than any other age group! Generally, incidents such as hacked accounts, viruses, spam and malware are chief concerns in terms of malevolent entities targeting this specific population sector.
Does the U.S. electoral process have a major glitch? According to Pew Charitable Trusts' report released before the 2012 Presidential Election, there are twenty-four million inaccuracies in the American voter registration data. That total includes over one million and eight hundred thousand eligible dead citizens still registered as being active. Pew Research gives reasons for this conclusion, which include out of date voting systems, people moving without notifying their Division of Elections and a lack of proper communication between governmental agencies.
Pedals, a handicapped Black Bear was killed during New Jersey's reinstated bow hunt, the first to occur in nearly fifty years. Because of conditions afflicting both front paws, Pedals had to walk upright on his two hind legs in a bipedal manner similar to humans, making him an easy target for hunters. Before this bow and arrow event took place, upwards of twenty thousand dollars was raised with plans of relocating him to a New York sanctuary. In summary, the life-saving intervention by good Samaritans –never materialized before the onslaught of lethal arrows commenced.
Kidnapped from school in 2014 by the radical terrorism group Boko Haram, twenty-one young Nigerian women have been released back to their families. At this time, including numerous other children, adolescents and teenagers enslaved, of the original two hundred and seventy-six, there's believed to be almost two hundred original schoolgirls still remaining in the confines of these barbaric, Islamic terrorists.
Bozo alert!!! In the wake of creepy clowns terrorizing kids around the world, McDonald's Corporation will sideline their clown mascot, namely Ronald McDonald, until this media madness subsides. Although not recently used in major marketing promotions, Ronald still remains an important, internationally recognized symbol for McDonald's franchises.
Cindy Tobeck along with her one thousand, nine hundred and ten pound gourd, nicknamed Orange Crush, has won this year's Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off in Half Moon Bay, California! Third grade teacher Ms. Tobeck from Olympia, Washington spent her free time nurturing and pampering Orange Crush to its massive size. As winner of the competition she will be awarded six dollars per pound, totaling over eleven thousand dollars, in addition to a Las Vegas casino purchasing Orange Crush for promotional purposes. Furthermore occurring today, Mathias Willemijns from Belgium broke the world record in Germany's Giant Pumpkin European Championship, growing a behemoth that weighs two thousand, six hundred and twenty-five pounds respectively.
Every year, approximately five hundred thousand Chinese senior citizens turn up missing. There's broad speculation in terms of why they're disappearing –sometimes literally in the thickest of air too! Although memory loss and Alzheimer's or Dementia has been associated with a majority of those missing, some believe it is primarily induced by neglect and or abandonment from their relatives...
Tonight a practically invisible Black Moon will appear in the sky above. This astronomical event takes place approximately every three years when two New Moons are in the same calendar month. With regard to Blue Moons, modern and traditional farmer variants alike typically transpire on a near year by year basis. Whereas, Harvest Moons are exceptionally bright and occur each year around the Autumnal Equinox, historically giving farmers more light to tend their crops.
There's never pleasure in announcing terrible news, but with immeasurable sadness, the single-year increase of murder occurring in the United States is at a forty-plus year high! Compared to 2014, there was a ten percent increase of murders in 2015, estimated at nearly sixteen thousand deaths in total. Regarding our current situation, analysts project there will be a worrying thirteen percent raise over last year's already high statistics.
In New York City, New York, the United Nations General Assembly came together and announced that antibiotic resistant microorganisms are an absolutely cataclysmic scourge to all of humanity. This initiative has been undertaken by seventy world governments, partially because an estimated seven hundred thousand people succumb every year from complications related to antibiotic resistance. Deadly infectious diseases such as Pneumonia, Tuberculosis, Malaria and other contagions have developed strains impermeable by antibiotics, leaving them essentially untreatable through means of current medical methodology. Additionally, antimicrobial resistance has also evolved in pathogens and fungi affecting agricultural crops and trees as well.
Truly an exceptional example, respectfully for the world's governing bodies to emulate similar practices. With great pride beaming from sea to shining sea –today is The United States of America's Constitution Day –NEWSFLASH COMPLIMENTS FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!!
Students at Florida State University have been infected with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease. This viral infection can form sizable blisters, mild fever and sore throats too. Highly contagious, symptoms may persist upwards of ten days for severe cases. The university has enacted sanitation protocols for all public places on campus. This ailment is caused by pathogens from genus Enterovirus and spread by bodily fluids, close contact with an infected person and passage through air. In ending, students themselves should take precaution by using a bleach solution to clean communal areas and dormitories as well.
It's official, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has surpassed the U.S.A. as this world's largest crude oil producer. Petroleum experts say Saudis are pumping from their soil no less than twelve million and five hundred thousand barrels, including natural gas liquids, on a daily basis. That's compared to U.S. oil facilities producing twelve million and two hundred thousand barrels. Overall the Russian Federation placed third, whereas contributing approximately ten million barrels every day, each equivalent to forty-two U.S. gallons.
If you have a Samsung Galaxy Note7 smartphone –STOP USING IT! The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a warning that says this specific model's battery can explode during charging or by means of typical usage. Samsung Electronics implemented a temporary exchange program for affected devices, but actual replacement versions have yet to be shipped.
Incredibly powerful are those standing atop Fortune Magazine's annual list of businesswomen greatly influencing the world! Chief Executive Officer Mary Barra from General Motors Company consecutively claimed this year's top position. Previously leading Fortune's list from 2006 through 2010, Indra Nooyi from PepsiCo, one of the largest food, snack and beverage producers, finished runner-up. Both inspirational women are college educated, married and have two children each.
Oops, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has confirmed a rather sizable asteroid recently passed by our Earth almost unnoticed! On September 5, astronomers hastily recognized an unknown body's trajectory was quickly tantamount to a life-threatening incident, leaving next to no time for emergency preparations if indeed Earthbound. Even though millions of preventative dollars have been spent on advanced orbital and land-based detection installations, this forty-six feet wide object nearly managed to sneak through without one precautionary scintilla of identification. In the simplest of NASA terms –A NEAR MISS!!!
Officials from International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) have placed an Eastern Gorilla subspecies named Grauer's Gorilla, formerly referred to as Eastern Lowland, on its Critically Endangered Species Red List. Small colonies of this largest living primate are found inside Democratic Republic of the Congo. All credible sources estimate there are less than thirty-eight hundred Gorilla beringei graueri remaining in the wild. To summarize, each member comprising the Gorilla genus is now Critically Endangered, including the Mountain, Western Lowland and Cross River varieties respectively.
Weeds, weeds and desirably more weeds!!! Specifically, Milkweeds are of greater importance for Massachusetts and its quest to save Monarch Butterflies. Twenty-plus thousand dollars with compliments of the United States Government will be spent on scattering protective Milkweed near highways and other places Butterflies like to rest, eat, cohabitate and ideally procreate alike. Moreover, the states of Ohio and Illinois have similar plans to help propagate declining Monarch populations as well.
Leo, a black Labrador Retriever rescue dog who searched for survivors in Italy's earthquake ravaged areas, was accorded special blessings from Pope Francis. To date, the official death total stands at nearly three hundred victims and in all probability, this tally will further increase as recovery efforts remain in full force.
It's been five long years since the United States and their youth have proudly held baseball's most coveted title –2016 Little League World Series Champions! Taking place in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, the U.S. bested South Korea with a suspenseful 2-1 victory. Hip hip hooray, all caps are held high for these Endwell, New York kids and without any doubt, their most treasured accomplishment!
Strangely bizarre could best describe multiple attempts of luring children into the woods adjacent their homes by entities dressed as clowns. Fortunately those efforts were futile, even though some kids said clowns tried offering them sizable quantities of money to go into the woods. Local residents of Greenville, South Carolina are being warned to stay aware of their surroundings and report further sightings to law enforcement officials. In addition, parents were notified that a ten o'clock P.M. curfew is in place over residents and children should not be left without supervision at any time.
Today distinguishes the one-hundredth anniversary of the United States National Park Service, established by Congress and President Thomas Woodrow Wilson as preservation of our most treasured landmarks, natural spectacles and untarnished domains. Last year three hundred and seven million visitors went to hundreds of National Parks, Monuments and Memorials, the most ever recorded. Delightfully, attendance this year is estimated to surpass a new high of three hundred and thirty million spectators!
Sixteen year old Sebastian DeLeon is one fortunate teenager. This young man is expected to make a full recovery from the brain devouring bacteria called Naegleria fowleri, because of an experimental drug named Miltefosine. Sebastian acquired it when swimming near Broward County, Florida, whereas noticing symptoms two days later while vacationing with his family in Orlando. The CDC says ninety-seven percent of people stricken by this waterborne amoeba will parish within days of infection, with Sebastion being the fourth in America to survive since 1962. *IT IS POSSIBLE TO CONTRACT NAEGLERIA FOWLERI IN WARM OR HOT BODIES OF FRESH WATER, INCLUDING IMPROPERLY CHLORINATED POOLS. THE PROCUREMENT OF THIS AMOEBA OCCURS WHEN INFECTED WATER TRAVELS UP THE NOSE, ALLOWING BACTERIA TO TRAVEL INSIDE THE BRAIN. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE HEADACHE, FEVER, VOMITING AND A STIFF NECK!!!
According to Forbes Magazine, for the second consecutive year Jennifer Lawrence topped the charts of Hollywood females by earning an amazing forty-six million show business dollars! Secondly, Melissa McCarthy garnered a sizable heap of thirty-three million dollars and third place goes to Scarlett Johansson, herself banking an ample twenty-five million bucks respectively. In relation to the modeling empire, Gisele Bundchen earned thirty-three million and five hundred thousand dollars, she's followed distantly by Adriana Lima, generating ten million and five hundred thousand dollars. Thirdly, Kendall Jenner collected a solid ten million as well. All told, along with a measure of luck, one may find it quite profitable to be talented actresses and beautiful models alike.
A promising breakthrough has been made in humankind's endless effort to efficiently produce rechargeable batteries with greater capacity or simply a longer lifespan. Students originating from Massachusetts Institute of Technology have masterfully tinkered with the standard type lithium model used in most cellphones, computers and electronic devices –voila, they've created something that increases battery life by an astronomical one hundred percent. If all goes well, these super-like marvels could be consumer ready by the 2017 holiday season –Merry Christmas humanity!
Following millions of evolutionary years, it's official –man has ceased to exist! One's hierarchy at Princeton University claims using "man" in non-exclusive phrases, words and passages is inappropriate and should be replaced with the terms individual, person, and human being. Some could surmise that social engineers at Princeton have excluded their Human Resources department from using male references as a figure of controlling speech. Other educational establishments favoring gender neutrality, including Harvard University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Vanderbilt University, have also begun using alternative pronouns, such as ze, xe or ve.
A luxury cruise liner with one thousand and seventy passengers will be the first of its kind to traverse through the Arctic's Northwest Passage. This seafaring route is notorious for turbulent water and dangerous ice bergs, both having the distinct ability to capsize or sink shipping vessels. The Crystal Serenity cruise will commence August 16 and with a proper measure of luck, should end on or about September 17 –again, best of luck pioneering sea voyagers!
Stop sitting so much, a moniker many teenagers have truthfully heard before. In relation to the human anatomy, people weren't designed for excessively remaining in seated positions. Health analysts at the American Heart Association recently announced a scientific advisory indicating that there's a marked increase in Heart Disease, Diabetes and numerous other medical ailments, exemplifying that sedentary lifestyle leads to a sooner than later death rate as well. In light of this obvious revelation –get off one's gluteus maximus!
The United States of America has won its one thousandth Summer Olympics golden medal, courtesy of their women's swimming team dominating the 4x100 Medley Relay. This total has been rapidly increasing since 1896, where America won eleven in Athens, Greece at the inaugural modern games. Next in line with an astoundingly distant second is Russia, when including those achieved from the former Soviet Union.
For the very first time in ten years, the Arabian Sand Cat has revealed itself to cameras set up by zoological scientists from United Arab Emirates. These primitive kitties leave pawsteps throughout Middle Eastern deserts, only active during nighttime hours. Typically pale sunset in color with black markings, they're perfectly adapted for hunting birds and staying hidden in harsh territorial climates.
In bizarre circumstance, death doesn't always forgive a person's debts to another. More the fifty-six years ago, Mr. Narkiewicz supposedly stole three hundred dollars from his childhood friend, Paul E. Donovan Jr. of Pheonixville, Pennsylvania. Law enforcement set up a camera near the indebted's grave site to capture Mr. Donovan exacting macabre-like revenge through defacing Mr. Narkiewicz's tombstone multiple times over these past two years. Primarily, a judge ordered Paul Donovan to face probation and pay fifteen hundred dollars in damages to the deceased's family.
Olympic fever arrives in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and today is the ceremonial beginning for a monumental event dating back to Ancient Greece. All told, there will be two thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight beautiful bronze, silver and gold medals up for grabs in three hundred and six events that will test the endurance levels of ten thousand-plus athletes from nearly every nation on Earth, along with some unrecognized countries participating as well.
Scientists in Alaska have confirmed the existence of a new animal species! Two years ago, an extraordinary Whale carcass like no other washed up on St. George Island in the Bering Sea. After requesting samples from around the world, to much surprise biologists found an entire matching skeleton unknowingly on display at Unalaskan High School. This member of family Ziphiidae was originally spotted by Japanese whalers around World War Two, who called them Raven Whales, due to their cryptic, dark color and generally mythical characteristics. Currently, researchers from Japan are concocting this incredible beast's common and Latin names for classification purposes.
Tall and short people alike, here's a condensed stature breakdown of global inhabitants. Out of every country, the tallest men are Dutch at six feet and the tallest women hail from Latvia at five-foot-seven. As for opposite spectrum averages, East Timor Island males reach five feet and three inches and Guatemalan females stand at four-foot-eleven. In the early twentieth century, U.S. men were third in height, but currently place thirty-seventh overall. Whereas for American women, they formerly stood fourth highest, but have since ranked forty-second.
An all limbs on deck approach will be necessary to eradicate New Zealand's so-called exploding rat population. Hunters will utilize large scale trapping maneuvers and aerial poisoning techniques to completely remove certain detrimental species by 2050. One of the main creatures affected by those critters are beloved Kiwi birds, which continue to die off at an endangering rate. Interestingly, nearby Australia had a similar problem with billions of Bunny Rabbits taking food from native mammals, which was alleviated by the release of specific viruses into their population.
One hundred plus year old Larry, a fifteen pound Lobster destined for somebody's dinner table, will have his life spared! Merchant seafarers from Sunrise, Florida have donated this ancient Crustacean to the Maine State Aquarium, where they will determine as to whether keep Larry's twilight years happily ever after at a zoo-like feature or gently release him back into the ocean.
Let's have the grandest drum roll possible for Adele Dunlap –she's now one-hundred-thirteen years and two hundred and twenty-one days young! Born on December 12, 1902 from Newark, New Jersey, officially Ms. Dunlap is the United States' oldest living individual, however tenth place worldwide. At one hundred and sixteen years young, Emma Morano from Italy is on top of the supercentenarian list of oldest persons.
A happy ending after all, New Jersey law enforcement have united Courtney, last name undisclosed, with his stolen motorized wheelchair. Perpetrator Michael Peralta, assisted by another suspect, hijacked it from Courtney's apartment complex and was spotted riding it away from the scene to his house, where police made their initial arrest. In addition, the fourteen year old who has Cerebral Palsy is being offered a more technologically advanced mobility apparatus by Quantum Rehab, a medical supply company located in Pennsylvania.
One's sunscreen lotion may expire in short order. On this date in 1913, the hottest temperature ever of one hundred and thirty-four degrees Fahrenheit in the Western Hemisphere was registered at Death Valley, California!!! Worldwide however, a simmering one hundred and seventy-eight degrees heat index was recorded in the Arabian Desert, Saudi Arabia on July 8, 2003. No pun intended, the latter is absolutely hot enough to cook one's western omelet.
Truly extraordinary scientific discoveries beyond any human being's qualitative imagination –today is the one hundred and sixtieth anniversary of Nikola Tesla's birthday. Born July 10, 1856 in the quaint village of Smiljan, Croatia, immeasurably this brilliant man's accomplishments to humanity's living standards have proven exceptional. Indeed Mr. Tesla, you were definitely a genius –thank you!!!
To the excitement of thousands, including not so exuberant protestors alike –Noah's Ark theme park officially opened in Williamstown, Kentucky today! Built by Answers in Genesis, the attraction cost approximately one hundred million dollars to build. Park creator Ken Ham is hoping it will draw two million patrons annually. Designed upon biblical accounts, the prominent structure is a gigantic five hundred and ten feet long, eighty-five feet wide wooden ark. Adjacent the ark is a restaurant, aerial zipline and zoo featuring live animals as well...
Traversing one billion and seven hundred million miles and nearly five travel years through our solar system, Space Orbiter Juno finally arrived in planet Jupiter's atmosphere! Astronomers and planetary engineers from National Aeronautics and Space Administration and Caltech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory will enthusiastically engage in a two year study of Earth's biggest sibling. Following research of Jupiter's overall composite and structural mass, ultimately this four ton, one billion and one hundred million dollar orbiter will culminate with it being crashed into the Jupitarian surface –wow!
Liberty, freedom and independence are indispensable, bedrock principles to everlasting happiness. God Bless the United States of America. That said –have a beautiful Fourth of July too!!! In our Teen Republic section, Ms. Mariah Carey sings an admirable rendition of the U.S. National Anthem as well...
It's official –self driving cars are not infallible. Following one hundred and thirty million so-called automated miles on the world's roadways, Tesla Motor's futuristic looking car was the culprit of a fatal accident. Transpiring in Williston, Florida, no adverse road conditions played a role regarding this tragic event whatsoever. Involved was Tesla's Model S hatchback unbelievably colliding with and propelling itself underneath a massive eighteen-wheel semi-truck's trailer! In summary, programming errors or computer glitches on behalf of Tesla's engineers played a direct role in this horrible incident.
When a Robbinsville, New Jersey teenager was chatting it up on one's cellphone while hurriedly driving her car to school for a class trip, she completed an alleged hit and run, taking the life of Superintendent Steven J. Mayer, along with his beloved dog. Fortunately being seventeen at the time of incident, the measurably lessened juvenile charges included reckless driving, death by auto and improper use of a cellphone while driving. Because over one hundred thousand U.S. car crashes are caused by cellphone use, numerous states across America have been enacting obligatory laws that prevent motorists from using such devices when operating motor vehicles.
Genuinely a nation of coffee lovers –four out of five Americans drink some form of coffee on a near daily basis! Worldwide consumption for Coffea arabica has reached its new all-time high, with approximately twenty billion pounds of beans produced annually. According to general consensus, modernized Keurig Green Mountain and old-school Folgers alike control the Lion's share in this astronomical commerce as well.
Seven kids in addition to one adult at an Oklahoma City, Oklahoma amusement park got more than the usual three minute ride on a roller coaster. Firefighters who arrived at the panicked scene claimed it lasted more than two dreadful hours in stifling ninety degree heat, one hundred feet above solid ground. Although reported roller coaster injuries total roughly one thousand yearly, partially allowed by negligence on behalf of safety oversight executives, many theme parks refuse to cooperate with official surveys and studies.
We are not kidding around! Blue Hill, Maine established George Stevens Academy High School's Hostess Twinkie has turned forty years old! Originally this famous snack food extraordinaire was brought to Chemistry teacher Roger Bennatti's class in 1976 by students tasked with a food related science project. This study was primarily based upon growing usage of preservatives in consumer food products. In conclusion, some students gracefully claim this now ancient Twinkie looks edible. Still others said, if ever the world should experience another apocalyptic event, limited few survivors would include roaches and these indestructible, preservative laden, cream-filled Twinkies to simply please one's veracious appetite as well!!!
Historical uncertainty and fear engulf the United Kingdom as its citizens have voted to disassociate themselves from the European Union. Following a near half century of European community style economic standards, they can go back to Adam Smith style free market principles that encourage U.K. sovereign growth measures. Stock markets globally, including the United States', took a tumbling drop in reaction as well. Unbelievably, this turmoil caused British Prime Minister David William Donald Cameron to announce resignation from office! In essence, some say their citizens voted to take back what was their country's decision making process from a collective European Union.
With the use of electrical fields, Philadelphia's Temple University has invented a state of the art technique that can lower fat levels in mainstream chocolate delectables by twenty percent! During typical manufacturing processes, additional fat must be added to chocolate so it doesn't clog production machinery. However, a research team led by Professor of Physics Rongjia Toa along with support from the world's largest candy company, Mars Incorporated, introduced an electrorheological technique to Cocoa neutrons, resulting in better tasting, smoother chocolate. Even more amazing, this same method could also be utilized to help prevent fatal heart attacks in susceptible individuals.
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 6-19-2016
For most, school is out for the Summer!!! Enjoy this much needed respite with above all excitement –teenagers, have a totally happy and most importantly, safe Summer recess...
On the second to last day of school during their end-all celebratory party, a third grader made what some attendees say was a racial remark about the chocolate brownies being served. Because of an agreement between William P. Tatem Elementary School and the Collingswood, New Jersey Police Department, any and all incidents must be lawfully reported. As such, armed officers were promptly dispatched to investigate this incident. The little boy's mother, Stacy dos Santos, was incredibly upset at administrators and is making plans to enroll her son into a different educational establishment. Incidentally, cookie selling Girl Scouts also of third grade age are joyfully referred to as "Brownies".
Could this nonsensical behavior be coming to your city too? Philadelphians that drink soda pop and their diet counterparts will be required, depending on average rate of consumption, to give their city seventy-eight dollars or equivalently twelve twenty-four packs on a yearly basis. Astonishingly, this pay-to-drink circumstance is due to a law which taxes each and every ounce contained inside an artificial beverage at the rate of one and a half cents! No doubt, lawyers representing companies that make sugary refreshments are expected to sue this city in a court of law. Philadelphia follows a similar law passed in Berkeley, California two years ago. Again, they unbelievably charged consumers there one cent per ounce –ouch! In essence, what's next –Hostess Twinkies, Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn, Mars M&M's, Twizzlers Licorice or everyone's beloved "Better Ingredients. Better PIZZA." Papa John's???
Following fifteen years of dedicated preparation, Walt Disney Company officially opens another enjoyable destination in China! Including Disneyland, Disney World, Tokyo Disneyland, Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland –Shanghai Disney is the largest of their six truly popular theme parks globally. It's estimated no less than five billion and five hundred million dollars was spent on overall construction. Amazingly, some unique features are its Chinese Zodiac inspired Garden of Twelve Friends, Wandering Moon Teahouse and Tarzan Call of the Jungle, replete with fearless Chinese acrobats too! Walt Disney Company (DIS) currently trades at approximately ninety-eight dollars and ranked fifty-third on Fortune Magazine's 500 annual list. Its common stock was introduced circa 1940 and officially debuted on the New York Stock Exchange aka Wall Street in 1957 respectively. In summary, if you had invested a single U.S. Dollar during this company's inception –in today's dollar value that would have relatively soared into fifty thousand smackers!!! 6-16-2016
Developers and enthusiasts alike from all parts of Earth are gathering for the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) taking place in Los Angeles, California. This year alone, an estimated one hundred billion dollars will be spent by upwards of one billion devoted gamers globally. In general, the gaming industry has risen to this newfound level because of incredibly popular smartphone amusement, along with increasing legions of digital players throughout Asia.
Infamy at its highest degree! In the early morning hours of what should have been another serene Sunday morning in Orlando, Florida –terrorism's dark cloud broke loose and unleashed a violent thunder strike on The United States of America homeland!!! Measurably sad, the nation is in a time of historical mourning for each and every beautiful soul killed or wounded in this horrific event. 6-12-2016
A new compilation report from the CDC says four out of every ten United States women are Obese, alongside 35% of men also being afflicted. Furthermore, male and female Americans in general have the nineteenth highest Obesity rates worldwide at 38% according to the WHO, although other researchers place us within the top ten. Regarding a twenty-five plus year upward trend among U.S. youths, 17% of children and teenagers are now classified as Obese, with 6% in total reaching Morbid Obesity status. Additionally, statistical demographics to the study show African-Americans are the heaviest in terms of weight and Asian-Americans have overall lower levels.
Five years ago, a Penguin named Dimdim found himself completely drenched in oil off the coast of a village near Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, when he was rescued and cleaned by a local resident. Ever since, Dimdim travels from his natural breeding habitat near the tip of South America to visit the elderly gentleman who saved him. This Magellanic Penguin usually arrives in June and stays until February, more or less enjoying an extended vacation with his human best friend.
History was made last night at the Miss USA Beauty Pageant, when a proud member of the United States Army Reserve was declared winner! Twenty-six year old First Lieutenant Deshauna Barber, triumphant as Miss District of Colombia, will represent our United States of America in the upcoming Miss World Pageant, which takes place later this year at a "to be determined" location. Prospective countries receiving the most speculation for Host City include Manila, Philippines, Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A. and Belize City, Belize. 6-6-2016
Who committed this awful crime? An African Grey Parrot named Bud could tell Ensley Township, Michigan detectives who that perpetrator might be! This particular bird species (Psittacus erithacus) is known to have superior intelligence, memory, including the ability to mimic words like humans. This incidence stems from the murder of Mr. Martin Duram, allegedly shot to death by his wife, Mrs. Glenna Duram during a domestic argument at the victims residence. Basically, their pet was the sole witness to this atrocious melee. However, the big question is, can the testimony of a bird be used in a court of law? Most constitutional jurist scholars would definitely chirp –"Polly wants a cracker" NO!!!
Cellphones in United States classrooms –is this a huge academic distraction? Oftentimes a proven necessity, no less than forty million children and adolescents have them nearly 24/7, all awhile many educators and parents alike are beginning to say –this is out of control! When addressing the public education system void real regulations preventing or limiting use, could it be time we explore solutions to remedy so-called problematic cellphone usage throughout the school day?
Orangutans at the Wilhelma Zoo in Stuttgart, Germany are finding true love through video dating! Zoo officials say female Orangutans Sinta and Conny have displayed great fondness towards a male Orangutan named Gempa, who amazingly lives three-hundred-fifty miles away in Brugelette, Belgium. Marianne Holtkoetter, the zoo's curator for great apes, issued a statement that read, "We will now have to wait and see, whether it will be love at second sight." If all goes well, heart-throbbing Conny could direct her online affection towards a handsome male ape living at Hagenbeck Zoo in Hamburg, Germany. "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?" 6-2-2016
Revered are the immortal spirits that sought freedom for their country. From sea to shining sea, let this unconditional valor be perpetually recognized on Memorial Day... 5-30-2016
Dr. Henry J. Heimlich couldn't have been at a better place or time when he saved the life of a fellow nursing home resident. Mr. Heimlich, creator of the Heimlich Maneuver, performed his famous procedure on eighty-seven year old Patty Ris after she swallowed a large piece of food. The potentially life threatening mishap occurred in Cincinnati, Ohio during an evening meal. Incidentally, this was the very first and only time ninety-six year old Henry was ever called into action for a real-time scenario!!!
The world of electronics is bewildered by a recent oil-on-canvas based apparition in Amsterdam, Netherlands. After viewing Pieter de Hooch's portrait from 1670, a seemingly astonished Tim Cook, Apple's Chief Executive Officer, was quoted with this surprising remark, "I was so shocked. There was an iPhone in one of the paintings!" Further adding, "It's tough to see, but I swear it's there..."
OOPS! On an annual basis, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) says around twenty-five percent of Income Tax refunds totaling fifteen plus billion dollars are erroneously given to fraudulent filers! Officials there claim that due to lawmakers on Capitol Hill refusing to increase fund allotment and or grant additional controlling power, they have no way to stop this. Unbelievably, even while confined in correctional facilities throughout the United States, prisoners manage to steal Social Security Numbers from unsuspecting individuals to collect checks. Overall, in this high stakes political game between stopping those plundering our nation's piggy bank and relinquishing excessive power –who blinks first is anyone's guess!
Strangely bizarre would be an understatement for this calamity occurring in Tarapoto, Peru. Upwards of eighty kids are experiencing what town officials say is demonic behavior! This all began when some kids spoke about encountering very strange entities while studying during school. Mass hysteria likening to scary Tales from the Crypt filled the air as more and more kids would conjure up and share similar horror filled, disturbing stories with fellow classmates. The melee would ultimately mushroom into a substantially large group having become effected with similar experiences too. Hopefully with some effort on behalf of behavior specialists, they can call this for what it probably is –simply a figment of someone's imagination gone crazy! Experts argue the overall environment in so-called third world nations is psychologically effecting many children and adolescents due to out of control societal crimes like murder, rape, kidnappings and gang-related pillaging occurring in the very neighborhoods they reside. Basically, these adverse conditions are a major contributing factor to the underlying emotional instability in the lives of these impoverished and less fortunate kids.
With school ending for Summer recess, final exams for students are taking place worldwide. However, while taking these necessary academic tests, kids are being hampered with dropped signals to their internet devices. Due to insufficient WiFi and internet bandwidth alike during the course of testing, computers abruptly stop working! Less any proper means to save work already performed or accumulated, kids must repeat the entire process all over again! Even though it's easier to grade online, some educators believe old school test procedures likening to "paper and pencil" is the certain cure-all to this totally nonsensical problem!!!
Off the coast of Israel, divers came upon ancient remnants and coinage from a Roman Empire freight ship. Among other artifacts, recovered statues were in remarkable condition due to protective encasement by ocean sand. Also recovered were hundreds of antique coins from circa 300 A.D., exhibiting imprints of Roman Emperors likening to Licinius and Constantine the Great.
A twenty-three year old woman showed up at the Boca Raton Regional Hospital with a dead, two foot long Nurse Shark attached to her right arm! This unorthodox convergence between human and animal occurred earlier today in the beautiful waters of Boca Raton, on Florida's Atlantic coastline. Emergency room surgeons safely removed the Shark, less some slight scarring she'll be able to enjoy another day of fun and sun on the beach again! 5-15-2016
Shortly after adoption, an incredibly heroic German Shepard named Haus saved seven year old Molly DeLuca from a potentially dangerous Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamanteus). This incident took place in the backyard of her Tampa, Florida residence while they played together in the grass. Haus sustained multiple, near lethal snake bites to his leg and hemotoxin-related Kidney damage, but will fully recover with the aid of anti-venom treatment.
Using the word "America" instead of Budweiser on beer can labels is Anheuser-Busch InBev's most recent advertising gimmick. This alcohol producer is banking on increasing overall sales throughout its Summer and Fall earnings period. Incidentally, their so-called rebranding tactic coincides with the 2016 Olympics taking place in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. More or less, a perpetual image of drunken fans chanting USA, USA, USA, with beer cans and or bottles clenched in hand for the world to witness. Furthermore, one's rude awakening and saddening fact of Budweiser related corporations: *IN A JANUARY 2016 REPORT, THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE ON ALCOHOL ABUSE AND ALCOHOLISM CLAIMED AN ESTIMATED FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND U.S. ADOLESCENTS RECEIVED TREATMENT AT SPECIALIZED FACILITIES FOR ALCOHOL RELATED PROBLEMS! REGARDING THE 2012 WORLD POPULATION, OVER THREE MILLION DRINKERS LOST THEIR LIVES DUE TO CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!!
Facebook –you're busted! The social media conglomerate that is their platform, has been caught red handed in terms of being totally biased when showcasing trending news to the degree of suppressing Conservative thoughts or interests and boosting Liberal leaning issues. Founder Mark E. Zuckerberg, a so-called Liberal minded individual, is fully responsible for pulling the wool over one billion and six hundred million members and counting. To get content matter that is completely genuine, fair, without being "fake" and or fraudulent, keep frequenting –PurpleTeen!!!
"Baby Boxes", so-called climate controlled structures affixed to the exterior of fire departments, are becoming reality throughout Indiana cities. A Roman Catholic institute, Knights of Columbus members have ponied up enough money to install one hundred boxes at the cost of fifteen hundred dollars per unit. Nationally, passed ordinances referred to as Safe-Haven Laws already give mothers the chance to give up newborns of varying ages –without being criminally prosecuted. In addition to individual state standards, such safe havens also include public establishments like hospitals and police departments.
Wishing each and every beautiful Mom gracing upon this extraordinary planet "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 5-8-2016
Due to persistent Winter conditions, the statistics are dismal and not so tasty either. No less than 90% of the U.S. Northeastern peach crop has been ruined! Fortunately growers in the South, along with California, said this cold snap spared farming operations, although they lack enough capacity to increase extra fruit production so suddenly. As a result, this delectable staple's seasonal prices could skyrocket at grocery stores across the nation for consumers that crave peaches.
One third or approximately forty-seven million antibiotic prescriptions written annually by physicians are unnecessary and ineffective. Most importantly, this has led to the claim that we are causing irreparable damage in terms of creating "untreatable" superbug strains which prove nearly impossible to eradicate. The principle culprit here are antibiotics being mistakenly given for non-bacterial illnesses like colds, pneumonia and or flu-related ailments.
The largest land mammal in all of North America could become a national symbol soon. The United States Congress is expected to pass the National Bison Legacy Act to accord the majestic Buffalo this greatly heralded and measurably overdue historical status. The National Congress of American Indians, founded in 1944, considers the Bison as integrally linked with their spiritual lives and held sacred in tribal ceremonies too. This organization is the oldest, largest and most influential organization that serves Native American tribal governments and communities as well.
Following fifty years of records, researchers say that there's no benefit to spanking children. Counter productively, children who were excessively spanked show an increased propensity of mental health issues, including anti-social tendencies and rebellious behavior. Accordingly, studies from United Nations Children's Emergency Fund (UNICEF) find up to eighty percent of parents globally spank their children.
Starting at the Amazon River's enormous mouth and extending into the Atlantic Ocean, a gigantic, six hundred miles long coral reef has been found. Created by muddy Amazon water flowing atop, darkened conditions precipitate distinctly unique creatures with a majority of fish here carnivorous in nature. The reef system's entirety is thirty-six hundred square miles and contains exotic fauna of every color inhabiting a litany of nooks and crannies. Overall, many coral reefs around the Earth are declining due to chronic overfishing, outright removal and toxic pollution.
The United States twenty dollar bill will now feature a new face on its front side. Leader of the Underground Railroad, Araminta Harriet Tubman has been chosen to replace President Andrew Jackson as centerpiece. Additionally, portraits of other influential women will be aded to the reverse side of Alexander Hamilton's ten and President Abraham Lincoln's five dollar bills. According to current Treasury Secretary Jacob Joseph Lew, the finalized designs will be presented in 2020 with complete circulation of all three notes by 2030.
Swollen glands are back! Despite being previously vaccinated for Mumps, students across the United States are becoming infected with Epidemic Parotitis. Most recently, the likes of Harvard and Sacred Heart University have reported outbreaks of this immensely contagious disease. In appearance Mumps can be disfiguring, but with proper care they usually subside in short order. As with any major illness –FOR TREATMENT CONTACT A PHYSICIAN SOONER THAN LATER!!!
A Tecumseh, Michigan couple is facing jail time for failing to return overdue library books. One of the books in question, named A Hatful of Seuss, was given to Mr. and Mrs. Duren's grandchildren and could not be found. Another book was checked out of the system for eight months, but eventually returned. To make amends, they attempted paying a total of fifty-five dollars in late fees and assessed replacement damages. However, payment was refused and the Lenawee County judicial system levied unaffordable diversion fees, which could land the Durens behind lock and key for up to three months if not paid in full.
Spoiler alert –the so-called Million Student March never quite materialized! More or less, a few hundred students showed up at various college campuses across the nation today to voice their condemnation with the astronomically high cost of college tuition. Some disappointed participators of this movement blamed poor planning and a certain lack of interest as well –ouch... 4-13-2016
Astronomers have discovered one of the largest black holes ever! Two hundred million light-years away, nestled within a constellation named Eridanus, this supermassive black hole lies at the center of Galaxy NGC 1600. Fascinatingly, our Milky Way Galaxy has its own black hole named Sagittarius A*, detected by Dr. Robert L. Brown and Professor Bruce Balick in 1974. With regards to size, this extraordinary phenomenon of nature is huge! No less than seventeen billion stars the mass of our Sun would fill its pitch black belly. Astrophysicists speculate that NGC 1600 is actually a combination of two merged black holes and it's possibly pulling other galaxies deep into an incredibly massive Event Horizon –one's so-called point of no return.
No later than 2025, the supermarket juggernaut that is Walmart promises consumers their eggs will be acquired from cage-free chickens only. Increasingly prevalent, other high volume egg users such as fast food giants McDonald's and Burger King say they've enacted similar policies, helping put an end to hens suffering from harsh environmental conditions during the course of egg laying as well.
Singing sensation Carrie Underwood has recently announced that she's launching a new line of women's swimwear. This newest fashion product will be an expansion of her already popular CALIA activewear. Importantly for consumers, Ms. Underwood's exhibited products will only be available for purchase at the apparel sections of Dick's Sporting Goods.
Our message is everlasting peace and harmonic balance to all global inhabitants... "HAPPY EASTER" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 3-27-2016
Microsoft Corporation developers have created a Twitter account run entirely by robot-based Artificial Intelligence. This mechanism, named Tay, was designed to tweet with characteristics likening to a teenaged girl. Ultimately, Microsoft planned on using data cultivated from the so-called chatbot to enhance their software. Tay's programming allows her to learn from other people's tweets, who in turn directed her to use foul language, racial slurs and derogatory remarks. Microsoft disabled the android within hours of that vulgar onslaught and expressed deep apologies for the offensive situation.
Spring Breakers frequenting Miami, Florida are being met with stiff resistance by local law enforcement officials. In summary, police officers there are cordially evacuating party-goers from area beaches at sunset, thus preventing anyone from congregating into the late-night hours. In order to enter favorite gathering spots, students must first pass through designated checkpoints set up around more popular locations. In addition to authoritarian forces, a flotilla of signs warn: NO "STYROFOAM" "GLASS CONTAINERS" OR "ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES" ALLOWED!
An eighth grade teacher was reprimanded with a three hundred dollar fine for showing students in her classroom, which included some totally shocked out of their very minds, a horrifying video with a severed head!!! Mrs. Alexiss Nazario from South Bronx Academy For Applied Media Middle School told livid parents and district administrators from Bronx County, New York –she's sorry! New York City's Department of Education attempted to fire her, but was overruled partially because of her tenure.
An elderly woman who had abruptly stopped the car she was driving caught the attention of bystanders, some mistakenly thinking she may have struck and killed a man laying in the street. In all actuality Joseph Sabbatino, a thirty-six year old construction worker, fell fifty-three stories or upwards of five hundred and thirty feet to his death from the building he was helping engineer. Officials from Occupational Safety and Health Administration are investigating this incident that took place at the Wilshire Grand Tower hotel development project currently being constructed in downtown Los Angeles.
Unbelievable Irish luck, after falling from a leisure boat into the pacific ocean nearly five weeks ago, a German Shepard dog named Luna was reunited today with her equally lucky owner. Sandy DeMunnik, a Public Affairs Officer from the United States Navy, said this friendly pooch was found unharmed on San Clemente Island located seventy miles off California's coastline. An amazing possibility –canines could have certain guardian angels protecting them as well... 3-17-2016
The United States' lackluster economy will get a welcome boost of cash resources today. Many American consumers will reach into their pockets and spend upwards of an additional four billion greenbacks for everything related to the color –shamrock green! "HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 3-17-2016
With continuous years of drought, The State of California will resort to spraying chemicals into cloud formations to help produce much needed rain. Municipal and county officials alike will strategically place so-called generators near high mountainous terrain. Some news affiliates erroneously reported actual rockets were being used, whereas instigating nonsensical rumors, including provoking outright fear among some nearby residents! However it was later discovered the United States Navy was test firing ballistic weaponry.
Today marks the fifth anniversary of the earthquake spawned Fukushima Nuclear Disaster and accompanying tsunami, which killed sixteen thousand Japanese people. To date three failed nuclear reactors are collectively wreaking havoc upon the surrounding landscape and Pacific Ocean alike. Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO), a principle owner along with Japan's government, says their toxicant cleanup could take decades before this calamity is fully resolved. However, many with expertise in nuclear meltdowns are displaying certain disagreement. They claim this historical accident will produce toxic elements like Caesium-137 for thousands of years to come. Basically contaminating the marine life, which includes seafood consumed worldwide –in essence, can everyone spell Chicken of the Sea, StarKist and Bumble Bee, et cetera? 3-11-2016
The world's highest paid female athlete, Maria Sharapova, has admitted to taking performance enhancing substances. She says that throughout her successful Tennis career, whereas winning five major Grand Slam Tournaments, it was necessary to take Meldonium for a chronic magnesium deficiency. The International Olympic Committee's World Anti-Doping Agency added Meldonium to their banned substance list because it increases blood flow and oxygen in muscles. Her suspension could last up to four years, although it could be reduced to a total of one or two years if medical reasons are factually established.
This morning, a true patriot and one of the finest First Lady's in United States history passed away. Born July 6, 1921, Mrs. Nancy Reagan was ninety-four years old and her devout love for her husband of fifty-two years, President Ronald W. Reagan, will be truly remembered as nothing less than extraordinary. During the 1980s, "Just Say No" was a popular theme and in the nation's campaign against illegal drugs, one of the greatest phrases attributed directly to our 42nd First Lady as well. Mrs. Reagan will be buried alongside Mr. Reagan at his Presidential Library located in Simi Valley, California respectfully... 3-6-2016
Alarmingly, some pet owners are abusing the best friend and or assistance role of Service Dogs, bringing wrongful doubt upon those who are deemed genuinely handicapped individuals. Even so, some companies sell service animal vests without requiring proof of disability or mental hardship. When fraudulent support animals lack proper training, they can become temperamental in places likening to restaurants, airplanes, beaches and public attractions, giving a bad name to actual service pets immensely aiding their human caretakers. Accordingly, some states have suggested ordinances that would criminally charge and monetarily fine those falsifying their animal's emotional support status. In ending, Service Dogs assist people with ailments such as blindness, deafness, autism, seizures and a host of other physical or mental complications.
Not far away from Google's global operations center in Mountain View, California, one of their self-driving cars was found at fault when crashing into a public bus. The end result to this harmless fender bender concluded with Google's software receiving an update and the involved vehicle being reprogrammed and free to drive out and about on the road again.
It's a wrap, tonight the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has left center stage with another year of cinematic accomplishments! It was no major surprise that Leonardo W. DiCaprio would take custody of his very first Oscar for one's starring role in The Revenant. Beginning in 1991 this forty-one year old Hollywood born film prodigy has performed in no less than thirty movies. Paramount to every other deserving accolade, it's with great pleasure to announce –Leo you've finally won!!! 2-28-2016
A Labrador Retriever named Buster, known for his incredible ability to find deceased people buried in almost any circumstance, has died. During thirteen phenomenal years of life, this one of a kind canine with a nose trained to discover the scent of human remains, had found Missing-In-Action soldier remnants dating back to World War Two itself, most notably the Battle of the Bulge. Throughout his stellar career, all told Buster has helped bring closure to relatives of nearly two hundred victims involving criminal acts, wartime casualties, and natural calamities in general. The deepest of condolences are appropriately given to Mr. Paul Dostie, Buster's best friend (owner) as well... Happy trails in dog kingdom!
Black Sunday revisited! Godspeed to the bravest individuals who gave exceptional lives in their line of duty. May this monetary reward of one hundred and eighty-three million dollars given on behalf of NYC and a certain Tremont business who shares fault too, be of some comfort for family and survivors of these impeccable souls lost 1/23/2005 –Bronx, New York "Ladder 27" respectfully...
It official –U.S. Women's Soccer team has qualified for the upcoming Summer Olympics being held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Team U.S.A.'s commandeering victory occurred in a semifinal match against Trinidad & Tobago at CONCACAF Women's Olympic Qualifying Championship, Friday evening in Huston, Texas. Seventeen year old Mallory Pugh played a major role in their resulting five and zero triumph! Many of the U.S. players will be returning from last year's FIFA 2015 gold medal championship squad. Moreover, United States team goalie Hope Solo proclaimed the Americans are ready!!!
Firefighters were unable to save four children from a fire that took place at their Pensacola, Florida home today. Officials say it could have been caused by a faulty water heater. Additionally, throughout the residence there was no evidence of an operable smoke detector! *GLOBALLY THESE LOW COST AND SIMPLE DEVICES PREVENT THOUSANDS OF FATALITIES ANNUALLY. FURTHERMORE, BATTERIES MUST BE REPLACED ON A REGULAR BASIS TOO!!! 2-18-2016
A fifteen year old named Ayham Hussein from Mosul, Iraq was beheaded by ISIS for listening to "Western music" near his Dad's grocery store. After apprehension, Iraq's Sharia Court made the final judgment, determining that his doctrinal crime was to be compensated by death. In response, ISIS took it upon themselves to carry out the punishment amidst a crowd of excited spectators. In essence, some devout Muslims and their interpretation of Islamic teachings prohibit any music that could interfere with moral duties.
At this year's 58th Annual Grammy Awards, Taylor Swift grabbed three honors by winning Album of the Year, Best Pop Vocal Album and Best Music Video as well. Miss Swift is the very first female in history to have won Album of the Year honors twice! Congratulations Meghan Trainor for winning this year's Best New Artist Grammy. According to polling results taken from PurpleTeen readers, Kendrick Lamar gave this night's poorest performance (yikes)! The best presentation was Carrie Underwood and Sam Hunt. Their collaborative rendition of Sam's chart topping single "Take Your Time", including Miss Underwood's outstanding hit song "Heartbeat" –definitely rocked Los Angeles, California's Staples Center...
Officials from Florida's Department of Transportation will begin installing highway signs that warn slow drivers to stay out of fast moving lanes or face a fine costing one hundred and twenty-one dollars, respectively. Other states have already implemented similar laws too and accordingly levy fines as well. Representatives say this could prevent so-called road rage for those becoming furious with slow poke drivers who hold up other motorists, especially during peak rush hour traffic.
A select few have been chosen to lead the greatest nation on this beautiful planet. Therefore with the truest respect imaginable, we should pay homage to one's past, present and future Commanders-In-Chief! "HIP HIP HOORAY" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 2-15-2016
Hats off to Hayden Godfrey, a student from Sky View High School in Utah. This openly love-struck cupid gave each and every girl at school a Carnation flower for Valentine's Day! However, this act of kindness set Hayden back four hundred and fifty dollars earned at his fast food employer. Incidentally, Hayden has a steady girlfriend named Lilyan Sharp –let's hope she doesn't think he's attempting to solicit an entirely new significant other in this passionate gesture towards eight hundred and thirty-four female schoolmates. It should be noted, there was no mention of any gifts directed towards Miss Lilyan (ouch)...
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Gregory Scalia was discovered dead at a hunting resort in West Texas today. In 1986, President Ronald Wilson Reagan tasked Mr. Scalia to share one's duties with eight other members of our nation's highest judicial branch of government. The seventy-nine year old Associate Justice held office for three decades and leaves behind a spouse named Maureen, including nine children, thirty-six grandchildren and six great-grandchildren. In respect of one's remarkable and oftentimes controversial legacy, Old Glory will be flown half-staff throughout the District of Columbia. Less accurate clarification, historians believe this flag tribute dates back to the Seventeenth Century Colonial Era. 2-13-2016
In a single room log cabin home south of Hodgenville, Kentucky, two hundred and seven years ago today –Thomas Lincoln, an uneducated but talented carpenter from Virginia and seamstress Nancy Hanks from West Virginia would give birth to a son named Abraham. Unbelievably in these humblest of circumstances, their child would journey onward to become our sixteenth President of The United States of America. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT LINCOLN" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 2-12-2016
Consumers beware, those owning or contemplating purchasing an iPhone or iPad should exercise extreme caution when setting the product's date feature. If accidentally inputting "January 1, 1970" –Apple Corporation's bitten fruit image will resonate permanently on screens. More importantly, your device becomes inoperable –kaput! To date Apple has knowingly failed to upgrade its software or provide their consumers with a proper remedy that prevents this nonsensical dilemma. Basically, everyone is left enjoying an expensive paper weight... 2-12-2016
Humankind can celebrate –Gravitational Waves are finally a certain reality! Nobel Laureate Albert Einstein was correct when in 1915 he predicted this governing force was a major component in one's Theory of General Relativity. This is eventful news for the National Science Foundation, who for the past decades has given huge sums of monetary resources to the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory (LIGO). Basically their enduring effort to convince theoretical scientists that gravity is a fundamental force in our Universe's intricate scaffolding and or structural building blocks. Amazingly acoustical engineers from LIGO Scientific Collaboration have the ability to identify audible sounds resonating from within this invisible force too! Additionally, PurpleTeen has provided a link for those interested in listening firsthand to this totally unique phenomenon.
The Obama Administration has submitted to Congress a four trillion and one hundred million dollar budget plan. Government checks comprising 70% of this total amount will be doled out to an array of private entities. According to the United States Constitution, this is above and beyond any necessary funding that is supposed to be our government's chief responsibility. All awhile the U.S. tax payer debt level is fully out of control –to the tune of nearly twenty trillion dollars!!!
Earlier today during a Primary Election campaign speech for Democrat contender and Former First Lady Hillary Diane Clinton (born with the maiden name "Rodham"), Former Secretary of State Madeleine Jana Korbel Albright was quoted saying, "There's a special place in Hell for women who don't help each other!" This statement was in reference to young women voting for Vermont Senator Bernard "Bernie" Sanders. Ms. Albright in 1997 was the very first woman to be chosen Secretary of these United States by president William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton. Since that time two other women, namely Condoleezza Rice and Ms. Clinton herself, have held this esteemed office. Accordingly, the Secretary of State is forth in line to the presidency if trouble should somehow present. 2-6-2016
Top brass in the Department of Defense say women should be required to register for the military, just like men have for generations! Integrating females fully into positions of battle and combat alike would be the last major hurdle to equality within the Armed Service's rank and file. Four-Star Marine Corps General Robert B. Neller told a Senate Committee hearing on Capitol Hill, "I think that all eligible and qualified men and women should register for the draft." The military leader said it would take a matter of years for women to be integrated into battle units. General Mark A. Milley, the Army Chief of Staff further added, it would take "no less than one to three years of deliberate effort," to make this a fully functional, operational plan.
The nation's most notable meteorologist, a Groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil from Punxsutawey, Pennsylvania did not observe his shadow, declaring Springtime will arrive sooner than later! This customary tradition originated amongst Pennsylvania Dutch settlers in the Eighteenth Century and has been celebrated as a holiday since 1886. PURPLETEEN WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYBODY A HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!!! 2-2-2016
American citizens in the great state of Iowa have spoken and Texas Senator Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz, Vermont Senator Bernard "Bernie" Sanders and Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Diane Clinton (born with the maiden name "Rodham") are winners! These newly crowned frontrunners will take their campaigns for the U.S. presidency to next week's New Hampshire primary elections, respectively. In relation to historical significance, Senator Cruz is the first Hispanic presidential candidate to win a state primary. This process of choosing a president takes place every four years. Congress passed a law in 1947 that says, a person can't hold the executive branch of office for more than two full terms. These limits will apply to President Barrack H. Obama, who's presently held the highest office for the past seven years.
A symbol of this world's potential apocalyptic ending called the Doomsday Clock, is inching closer towards one's midnight hour! Scientists in the 1940s created this so-called barometer of humankind's dangerous state of affairs, following the manifestation of atomic bombs or weapons of mass destruction! Presently, the actual time stands at three minutes until twelve o'clock A.M., much closer for example than the Cold War's ending, when in 1991 this clock meandered seventeen minutes before one's witching hour itself. Dr. Kennette M. Benedict, a University of Chicago lecturer and a select few tasked with the clock’s big hand placement warned, "The probability of global catastrophe is very high," further claiming, "This is about the end of civilization as we know it"...
For a period of days, one hundred plus million people in twenty-six states have been affected by this so-called "Snowzilla", blanketing the Northeast U.S. region! Forty-nine fatalities can be attributed to this crippling storm, one of the five largest snowfalls recorded in meteorological history. According to Paul J. Kocin, a well-respected meteorologist who co-developed the Northeast Snowfall Impact Scale, claims the greatest blizzard took place in 1993, causing nine billion dollars in property damage and nearly three hundred deaths!
Officials from the U.S. Congressional Budget Office recently warned our nation's debt level could explode into thirty trillion dollars! Hello America, within a decade we could all be in for a rude awakening if our government doesn't put a stop to wasteful spending. With financial analysts indicating Obamacare has been an overeating eight hundred pound Gorilla, many agree there's irreparable harm being inflicted upon present and future generations alike! Additionally, these same experts say this expensive healthcare law has effectively cast an atmospheric, dark cloud over our economy –alas burdening this country's present and future labor forces too.
The world was astonished when on this date in 1905, a three thousand, one hundred and six-carat rough diamond was discovered in Pretoria, South Africa. This huge rock was named the Cullinan for mine owner Sir Thomas Major Cullinan. It was eventually cut into nine large stones and nearly one hundred smaller gemstones. The largest was called Star of Africa I and toppled scales at a respectable five hundred and thirty-carats! A second, Star of Africa II was an unbashful three hundred and seventeen carat behemoth stone. Cullinan I was eventually mounted in the British Sovereign's Royal Scepter. Following, Cullinan II was fashioned into the Imperial State Crown, and both currently reside in Queen Elizabeth the Second's prominent collection of jewelry! These astonishing gems are on public display in the United Kingdom's Tower of London, and considered part of their nation's so-called Crown Jewels. 1-25-16
According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, approximately nine hundred bicyclists are killed yearly. Over Seven hundred of these deaths involved motor vehicles in urban areas. Male bike riders are more likely to be killed or injured than female, principally mishaps occurring at non-intersection roadways. Annually, it's estimated five hundred thousand cyclists required trips to their local hospital emergency room. *TEENAGERS NATIONALLY SHOULD BE FULLY AWARE OF THIS PURPLETEEN WARNING! ESPECIALLY THOSE LIVING IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA, WHO ACCORDING TO THE CDC CONTINUES HAVING THE HIGHEST REGISTERED NUMBERS OF BICYCLE FATALITIES!!!
Three short months following the so-called historic peace deal with Iran freshly enacted, Secretary of State John F. Kerry says the Iranians will probably use a portion of that one hundred plus billion dollars for secretive Iranian Guard style military purposes! This mountain of money was kept in banks for thirty-seven years, all awhile collecting interest too, since the Islamic controlled government and their first Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ruhollah Mostafavi Moosavi Khomeini collectively took power in the 1979 Islamic Shi'a Revolution. This revolution took place during the James Earl "Jimmy" Carter Presidency, an era when fifty-two American citizens were held hostage at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, Iran for four hundred and forty-four days. However these individuals were promptly released following the landslide election of then President Ronald Wilson Reagan, our fortieth Commander-in-Chief. In summary, these monies will be spent on terrorist style operations throughout the unstable Middle East region, whereas potentially jeopardizing the lives of our military and those of other friendly nations' forces as well.
In recent days, astronauts have been "Tiptoeing Through the Daises" on board that seemingly joy-filled International Space Station! In reality they were able to grow a single brilliant orange colored Zinnia, a member of "Daisy family", in the station's Veggie Control Chamber. On previous occasions, our aficionado space gardeners have been able to grow other edible plant forms as well, but this is a first example of an "ornamental" flowering variety. Someday scientists hope to achieve the sustainability of growing fruits and vegetables for future space missions, including that much anticipated journey to the Martian planet.
Services were held today at Ebenezer Church in Atlanta, Georgia for the slain civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. In 1968, Mr. King was assassinated on a balcony at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee by James Earl Ray. In 1983, the United States Congress signed a law that designated the third Monday of January as a National Holiday, thereby honoring Mr. King's legacy. 1-18-2016
Atheists from across the nation have filed a lawsuit to remove "In God We Trust" from all U.S. Currency! This group includes numerous parents and their minor children alike. Attorney Michael A. Newdow, himself an avowed Atheist from Sacramento, California, claims these words violate the separation of Church and State. Mr. Newdow is known for other Atheist belief lawsuits, specifically challenging public schools for reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in the classroom! Another plaintiff says his Atheism is "substantially burdened because he is forced to bare on his person a religious statement that causes him to sense his government legitimizing, promoting and reinforcing negative and injurious attitudes not only against Atheists in general, but against him personally." Collectively a message from Atheists seeking immediate comment was left at the office of the U.S. attorney in the city of Akron for Ohio's northern district. Defendants included in this lawsuit are the United States Congress, other federal agencies and namely Jacob Joseph Lew, our nation's Secretary of Treasury as well.
A British teenager and Stanford University student named Joshua Browder has claimed he built a robot designed to give people free legal advice. This same individual developed a website called "DoNotPay" that helps motorists with issues related to parking tickets. On a monthly basis, Joshua was literally overwhelmed with thousands of emails, mostly from those wanting to avoid paying up! In summary his robot is in the early stages of design, therefore we'll inform readers if this creation becomes practical for consumers seeking legal advice and or judicial related information.
Papa John's, one of the nation's largest pizza makers, is phasing out all artificial flavors and synthetic ingredients in their pizza making process! It's the first pizza chain in the United States to make this upgrade to provide consumers with more nutritional ingredients. Other menu products, including desserts and sauces will be incorporated in this change-over. Papa John's Senior Vice President of Research and Development Sean A. Muldoon said, "We're so proud to be able to show our customers how much we care about what they're eating." Further adding, "This exemplifies Papa John's continued efforts to deliver high quality products –it's the right thing to do!"
A mosquito born disease called Zika is spreading globally and there is no vaccine or antiviral medication that can treat this pestilent! According to Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, mosquitoes have brought disease and death for thousands of years and the United States should prepare itself for this possible scenario! Dr. Peter J. Hotez, Dean of the National School of Tropical Medicine at Baylor College of Medicine, said diseases spread by insects are the next big threat to the Western Hemisphere, including the United States! Dr. Lyle R. Petersen from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warns pregnant women in any trimester contemplating traveling abroad, to take necessary precautions in relation to this potentially harmful contagion infecting them. Zika is linked to Microcephaly, a condition that causes infants to be born with unusually small heads and certain regressed brain development. To date, three thousand and five hundred cases have been reported to the medical and infectious disease communities. In conclusion, this virus was discovered within a captured Rhesus Monkey from the Zika Forest of Uganda, Africa in 1947.
In recent days, eighty-eight public schools from the Detroit, Michigan area are experiencing self-imposed classroom gridlock. Teachers there have been abandoning duties in a practice commonly called sick-outs! Many have participated in faking illness, adversely causing students to miss out on important studies. This includes necessary testing, possibly jeopardizing children's advancement to a higher grade level. Before this chaos stops, upwards of forty-five thousand students will be affected by these teachers' actions. When compared to other school districts, statistically Detroit is suffering from some of the highest drop-out rates nationally!
In January 11, 1955, Lloyd Hillyard Conover patented the antibiotic named Tetracycline. Mr. Conover along with his nearly three hundred additional patents, are appropriately recognized in the National Inventors Hall of Fame located in North Canton, Ohio. This antibiotic is a principle ingredient for some commonly used products that help in the treatment of Acne, including many forms of bacterial maladies like Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and Urinary Tract Infection! It's a remedy for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and Lyme Disease too. Additionally, a form of Tetracycline was used in the 1994 India Plague outbreak, which killed fifty-six people and fully exhausted supplies of this ingredient in medical facilities and pharmacies alike. Historically it was instrumental in reducing deaths globally due to Cholera, one of the most contagious diseases in humankind. 1-11-2016
The National Institute for Materials Science, located in Tsukuba, Japan has played a leading role in developing a sensor with a unique ability to detect Cancer, Diabetes and a host of other ailments too. This so-called breath analyzer could be connected to smartphones or other electronic devices used daily by millions around the world. Each year four hundred thousand people in Japan will lose their lives to Cancer in general. With any announcement of an appropriate name or what this product will be called, PurpleTeen will provide those details when it's finally made available for consumers.
In the year ending 2015, it should be noted that no person was able to reach the summit of Mount Everest's accessible hiking routes, located in Tibet and Nepal alike! Historically it's been almost sixty-three years since the original assent was made in 1953 by New Zealander Sir Edmund Percival Hillary.
Worldwide, upwards of three hundred million Orthodox Christians are celebrating Christmas today! As opposed to the Gregorian Calendar, which uses December 25, this religious denomination adheres to a Julian Calendar and recognizes January 7 as their Christmas Day. Approximately one hundred and fifty million are members of the Russian Orthodox Church. It should be noted, another one million believers of this religious faith are being forced from their Iraqi and Syrian homes due to the advancements made by the Islamic caliphate or more specifically, the tyrannical forces of ISIS! Other Orthodox Christians from the continent of Africa are currently being driven from their homes too. In summary, these religious denominations experiencing persecution will have a certain shadow cast over, what is their Christmas Day. 1-7-2016
On this date in 1925, Nellie Tayloe Ross of Wyoming was the very first female elected governor of a state. This was made possible due to the death of her husband, William Bradford Ross, at the time the serving governor. Mrs. Ross, a Democrat, however faced the opposition of Republican Eugene J. Sullivan in a state-wide election! It should be noted that in 1869, Wyoming was the first state to grant women the right to vote. 1-5-2016
Eight year old Dunia Sibomana, who suffered disfiguring injuries from chimpanzees, will undergo surgery at Stony Brook Children's Hospital in Long Island, New York. He and two other boys were playing near a nature preserve in the Democratic Republic of the Congo when they came in contact with a group of aggressive chimps. Dunia's peers weren't as fortunate and suffered fatal wounds during the event. Even though cases of exotic animals attacking people take place, it's considered extremely rare for this to happen.
Today is officially the beginning of National Pizza Week! Pizza is a thirty billion dollar a year industry, with the average American eating approximately eighty slices each year. It is assumed that in 1905 Gennaro Lombardi opened the first licensed Pizzeria in New York City. Numerous polls continue to recognize this food item as "the number one choice" for teenagers!!! 1-3-2016
School students at Discovery Isle in Temecula, California have distributed one hundred and thirty pairs of pajamas for needy children across the nation. The clothing articles they collected are part of Scholastic's Great Bedtime Story Pajama Drive. Additionally, these children will receive an accompanying book too. In tribute to this benefit, students wore their own pajamas throughout the school week. To date the Pajama Program has donated one million plus pajamas and books, including an additional three hundred and fifty thousand pairs collected from the Scholastic Reading Club as well. Reading is beneficial to keeping our minds sharp, alert and knowledgeable when facing life's evolving challenges –it's an easy New Years resolution too!
State of Illinois legislators have created a law for pets suffering or dying from harsh environmental conditions. Governor Bruce Rauner signed SB125, making it a Class A Misdemeanor with a potential twenty-five hundred dollar fine and or up to one year in jail for offenders. Nationally this continues to be a problem, since it's estimated thousands of pets are subjected to freezing temperatures or heat related conditions. Presently, in nearly all instances of pet abuse, there is no level of culpability for owners.
According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, a record forty-one Florida Panthers died in 2015. Thirty of these deaths can be directly attributed to motor vehicles, including a Panther killed on the very last calendar day!
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 1-1-2016
On this day in 1879, Thomas Alva Edison brought to the world's attention a functioning incandescent light system on the streets of Menlo Park, New Jersey. However, the first crude example of incandescent light was invented by Sir Humphry Davy in London, England. Mr. Davy's 1802 invention didn't produce enough light for practical use, but it fully demonstrated the earliest principle of incandescent light. 12-31-2015
Sixty-two years ago, the first color television under the brand name Admiral was made available to consumers. At that juncture in history, the unit cost was approximately twelve hundred dollars, which in today's marketplace equates to nearly eleven thousand dollars each. 12-30-2015
"BEHOLD, A VIRGIN SHALL BE WITH CHILD, AND SHALL BRING FORTH A SON, AND THEY SHALL CALL HIS NAME EMMANUEL" –MATTHEW 1:23 "MERRY CHRISTMAS" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 12-25-2015
Officials from NORAD along with the U.S. Air Force have spotted a fast moving object leaving the North Pole this morning. They said this could very well be Santa Claus, whose craft or sled is stocked full of toys and en route to the homes of good behaving children. Guiding him through the skies will be a Christmas Full Moon, an astronomical event that will not occur again until 2034 respectively. 12-24-2015
Consumers beware –one could be paying more for a nearly identical item just because of gender! At a major corporation named Target, the price of buying a red Radio Flyer Scooter for boys is twenty-four dollars and ninety-nine cents. This very same toy in pink will cost customers forty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents –that's a 100% increase!
A recent scientific study says it's unhealthy for kids to show up for school earlier than eight o'clock in the morning! Some schools have taken this advice and adjusted schedules or starting times to better serve any and all potentially tired students. Including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who is now recommending that schools begin classes no earlier than 8:30 A.M.
On this date in 1791, the Bill of Rights was formally ratified and introduced to our nation. Following a struggle of minds between lawmakers and objections raised by anti-Federalists, the document was originally proposed to guarantee personal freedom and citizen rights. In addition, the state of Virginia would incorporate parts of its own Declaration of Rights, along with the 1689 English Bill of Rights, and the 1215 Magna Carta, together all instrumental to the final draft. An original copy is permanently displayed at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. 12-15-2015
Beginning today NASA is accepting applications for a new class of astronauts that could ultimately be aboard the very first spacecraft that travels to the Martian planet (Mars). The benefits include total isolation with like-minded humans willing to adventure farther in space than previous subjects and maximum one hundred and forty-five thousand dollars in salary. 12-14-2015
Birthday greetings to Taylor Alison Swift! This icon of the music industry has sold forty plus million albums. Just this year, Ms. Swift became the youngest woman ever to appear on "Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women" list. 12-13-2015
In an annual tradition during the month of December, various groups and individuals alike decorate graves at Arlington National Cemetery and numerous resting places nationally with Christmas Wreath arrangements. Since 1992, an organization named "Wreaths Across America" has it their mission to remember fallen heroes and teach children the honorable sacrifices made by veterans to preserve our freedom.
Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra, a legend in the entertainment world, would have turned one hundred years old today. Nicknamed "Blue Eyes", Mr. Sinatra was born December 12, 1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey and died May 14, 1998 respectively. He performed in over fifty movies and made sixty plus musical albums, including notable songs "Strangers in the Night", "My Way", "New York, New York" and "Come Fly With Me". The latter a theme song in Catch Me If You Can, a blockbuster film starring Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Steven Spielberg. 12-12-2015
Chancellor of Germany and Leader of the Christian Democratic Union, Angela Dorothea Merkel was honored with the prestigious "Time Person of the Year" award! She was born July 17, 1954 with the maiden name "Kasner". Having begun her political career in 1989, she holds a Doctorate Degree in the field of Chemistry and has published several associated papers. In 2007 Mrs. Merkel was elected President of the European Council and only the second female chairperson of the G8 (now known as G7 since the Russian Federation was suspended). Germany is the most economically powerful nation in Europe, as such Mrs. Merkel is considered the de facto leader of the European Union. 12-9-2015
Time Magazine's Person of the Year will be announced tomorrow. Until then, the eight finalists are as follows: ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Black Lives Matter activists, Donald Trump, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, Caitlyn Jenner, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Uber CEO Travis Kalanick, and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. This contest began in 1927 when it was originally called "Man of the Year". The first person to be accorded this so-called honor was Charles Augustus Lindbergh. This aviator legend used a monoplane named Spirit of St. Louis, and starting from Garden City, New York and ending in Paris, France made the very first solo flight across the Atlantic Ocean. Hence he was given the nickname –Lucky Lindy! Again, PurpleTeen will announce the winner of Time's Person of the Year tomorrow.
Seventy-four years ago today, without any warning the nation of Japan attacked the United States Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. The turmoil lasted one hour and fifty minutes, from 7:55 A.M. until 9:45 A.M. local time. Whereas the Japanese military killed two thousand, three hundred and thirty-five, and wounded one thousand, one hundred and forty-three servicemen respectively. Additionally sixty-eight civilians were killed along with thirty-five wounded, alike. The following day, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt delivered an address to the nation saying, "Yesterday, December 7, 1941 –a date which will live in infamy –The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of The Empire of Japan. As commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us..." 12-7-2015
"HAPPY HANUKKAH" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 12-6-2015
New Jersey residents are truly representative of those that give to others in need! A local Christian church with the name Liquid and its parishioners are assembling two hundred thousand holiday meals for those less fortunate. Selected teams will give toys along with gifts to more than one thousand children and their families for the upcoming Christmas holiday. Still more will hand out donated winter coats to families and others needing the least of a warm coat as well.
Maybe coincidental, but there's similarity involving a teenager named Bud Weisser! Police officers arrested "Bud" for allegedly trespassing at a brewery called Budweiser or appropriately Anheuser-Busch! This establishment was founded by German immigrant Adolphus Busch. Since 1852, it's been operating in the historic downtown district of St. Louis, Missouri. *TO DATE INCIDENTS INVOLVING ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INCLUDING OTHER ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE COMPANY BRAND NAME PRODUCTS, CONTINUE TO BE ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES OF "DEATH" FOR AMERICAN TEENAGERS!!!
Florida's Panther population is in serious jeopardy! However PurpleTeen won't have the actual number living until year's end. To date there's an estimated one hundred and eighty Panthers after subtracting thirty-six fatalities. So far this year, twenty-five deaths involved motor vehicle related accidents. Again, at the end of this year we will have those population figures available. *For entire article along with a beautiful picture of a mother cougar and her accompanying cub "press here"!
As opposed to other restaurant chains, AppleBee's is displaying the amount of salt used in meals for patrons to analyze. Starting today, New York City is first nationally to enact a law that informs customers about the sodium content in the meals they consume. Menus with anything containing more than two thousand and three hundred milligrams of sodium, must have a black warning triangle accompanying those items. Establishments with more than fifteen locations must abide by this new law and eateries having less locations are exempt from being levied a two hundred dollar fine. 12-1-2015
The First Family chose a Fraser Fir for their Christmas tree being appropriately displayed in the Blue Room at the White House for this Holiday Season. As customary to previous administrations, it arrived on a horse drawn carriage. First Lady Michelle Obama said it will be in honor of the military this year. The eighteen-foot tree was grown by Jay and Glenn Bustard, who own a farm in Lansdale, Pennsylvania. Staff members will set up additional trees in other areas as well. According to the White House Historical Association, First Lady Lou Henry Hoover, wife of President Herbert Clark Hoover, was the first to introduce the idea of having an official White House tree.
A Kent, Washington based company named Blue Origin has surpassed SpaceX and founder Elon Musk with its ability to launch the New Shepard craft, and safely return this capsule along with its BE-3 rocket motor back to Earth again! The launch took place in the West Texas area this past Monday (11-23-2015). Unlike regular rockets equipped with parachutes that splash down in the ocean, this incorporates an engine that balances on its exhaust, until it lands gently back to the area of launching. It will save the company millions of dollars, whereas having the unique ability to be used over and over again. The firm is owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos, who's the founder of the marketing phenom Amazon.com, headquartered in Seattle, Washington.
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY AMERICA" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 11-26-2015
President Barrack Obama in a tradition dating back to the Harry S. Truman Administration, gave full pardons to a couple forty-plus pound Turkeys named Honest and Abe respectively. These two lucky birds will be spared from being consumed on the President, First Lady Michelle and Daughters Sasha and Malia's dinner plates tomorrow. Incidentally, President Truman used only an abbreviated "S" for a middle name, since it was a common practice among Scotch-Irish Americans.
The Harry Chapin Food Bank, located in Florida, received news that the USDA has given "chickens", instead of actual turkeys for fifteen thousand needy families! Additionally, this shortfall will mean five hundred senior citizens who depend on the "Meals on Wheels" program, including another three hundred and fifty elderly people in its soup kitchen, won't be getting turkey meat for their meals either. The food bank's namesake, Harry Forster Chapin (Born December 7, 1942 – Died July 16, 1981), was a poet, songwriter, cinematographer, playwright and singer who in 1974 released a song entitled "Cat's in the Cradle". Mr. Chapin was an advocate fighting for what he viewed as societal injustices...
An hours old baby wrapped in a towel, with umbilical cord attached, was found alive in a "Christmas Nativity Scene" at Holy Child Jesus Church, located in Queens, New York. Jose Moran, a custodian employed by the church, discovered the crying baby. He promptly alerted a Priest named Father Christopher Ryan Heanue, who placed a clean towel around the baby before paramedics arrived. Father Heanue told those gathered, he could think of no better place to leave a baby, and it would make a great "Christmas Miracle" for some young couple in the parish. This newborn is expected to make a full recovery at Jamaica Hospital Medical Center.
*A law in New York provides that a parent can abandon their newborn at an appropriate "safe location", such as a fire department, hospital or police station respectively. However, the infant can't be any older than thirty days.
Sunday night (11-22-2015), PurpleTeen removed popular singing artists from "Totally Wanted" due to provocative language contained in the songs they sang at the American Music Awards performances. Luke Bryan and Carrie Underwood take home wins in the Country Music category. During this evening of festivities, Celine Dion left many attending the awards ceremony teary-eyed, after singing a tribute song for those losing their lives in the recent French terrorist attack. The four man band "One Direction" totally rocked the house void any cussing during their entire song named –PERFECT!
Students at a Massachusetts middle school attack others for simply being born with red hair! Officials from Melrose Veterans Memorial Middle School sent a note to parents saying, the incident was intended to marginalize a certain group of students, and it will be considered a criminal assault. Unbeknownst to some unfortunate kids, the day was called "National Kick A Ginger Day", reminiscent of a South Park episode aired on Comedy Central. School officials said approximately a dozen students fell victim during the chaos, that took place just before the Thanksgiving holiday recess began. *For entire article along with information related to the comedy South Park "press here"!
Monkey bites three people in Harlingen, Texas after escaping from its enclosure. The owner could face fines for not properly securing the tiny primate. One of the victims is eighty-four years old, she was taken by ambulance to a local hospital for treatment. The other two sought medical aid from their private doctors, and fortunately every victim is expected to make a full recovery. In the mean time, the animal was stopped from wreaking further havoc and eventually euthanized at a local animal control facility. Local police will fully investigate this matter as well. *For entire article along with information related to the movie King Kong "press here"!
This past Saturday (11-14-2015), while global nations and specifically The United States of America were being preoccupied with substantial matters in war-torn Europe, "the Obama Administration quietly released five documented terrorists from Guantanamo Bay!"
Follow-up to our previous PurpleNews article, they've named that new baby rhinoceros "Nyota"! She was born on October 16th, at Busch Gardens, Florida. Everything seems to be going very well with doting mama Kisiri and proud papa Tambo –since their reunification with the entire colony of Southern White Rhinoceroses living within the park...
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN AMERICA" –FROM THE DEDICATED TEENAGERS AT PURPLETEEN!!! 10-31-2015